Fuck it, I’m just going to give up trying to figure out Snow’s parentage and enjoy the dragons. Shit’s just too complicated.

Is that Rip Torn standing to his left, looking like he’s giving consideration to biting out the throat of the pharmabro?

Are we still doing phrasing?

Nope. I endorse your hatred of this shit and encourage its continuation.

Clowns are terrifying. Change in comment systems are terrifying. I’d still rather be here than doing my job.

Hey, you’re here too! I thought I smelled something.

I think this explanation comes closest to summarizing the majority of it. The right wing media has been painting the Clintons as evil incarnate for so long that many people just bought into it wholesale. They were raised with it as fact that the clintons were the anti-Reagan. Cognitive distortions about investment…

I was hoping your hatred of this shit would carry over into the new system. I appreciate the familiarity of the sentiment. You’ve repeated it so many times, but it always feels fresh and relevant.

Well shit. If I can still read reposted comments from Smootchie Wallace then everything is going to be alright.

You're right. Speedy would be far too flattering a representation.

I assume their photo for Latinx is a still from a Speedy Gonzalez cartoon?

Shitting is easy for other people? I…need to make some changes.

Clowns, fire, scorpions…throw being naked in class and teeth falling out into one of your comments and you're like my perfect nightmare.

I think the only way he resigns is if he finds a way to do so that saves face. I could see him using his family and the "harassment" they face as an excuse. But anything that even remotely presents him as retreating won't fly for his personality. Maybe he gets his wife or kids to tearfully and publicly beg him to step…

Wow. That whole thread made me want to put on tights and punch someone. Maybe while having a "word bubble" above my head with something clever in it.

They mastered sex. After achieving mastery, they decided to go pick up new skills. Stay tuned for the sequel Masters of Crochet.

Lamb is fantastic! While I see love for Good Omens all over the place (and rightly so), I don't think Lamb gets the affection it deserves.

Colbert was right all along. It's always the bears

Ugh. The Goode Family was so bad. Admittedly, I only watched one episode. But while KOTH was mild in its skewering of politics that differed from Judge's own position, TGF came across as The Liberal Strawman Show. There was no affection for the characters. While Hank Hill and I would definitely disagree about…

Completely unrelated to any aspect of this conversation that I'm reading nearly a week after it started because I'm bored on my lunch break and sick of reading about the ongoing collapse of modern life: your username is fantastic! I hope you stumble upon my comment some time in the distant future, perhaps when you're…