By tiger blood!

I’ll accept any news or plot point delivered by Warburton. What’s this Patrick? I have canceraids and now Daenerys is crazy evil and slaughtering everyone? Oh, that’s just fine on both fronts.

I often try to imagine how I’d react to a situation when I read about these “and bystanders didn’t intervene” stories. Like, I’d have definitely had some sweet-ass ninja moves against the Philly subway rapist. But sorry Shakira, this is a definite point-and-laugh scenario even in my fantasies of badassedness. 

I very much want them to end the series by having T-Dog make a surprise return, waking up in his sleeping bag and looking over at the first season cast before saying “I just had the strangest dream…”

The only option is another Ice. My hope is T, though I’d bet Vanilla would work cheaper. 

Aw, now I’m missing the T-Dog gimmick poster from the old Walking Dead reviews!

What I’m hearing you say is Jack Black was fathered by a manic moon man. 

This is one the only reasonable solution. The crucible should be operated by Lil Nas X.

Joe Rogan is a vaguely anthropomorphic “no homo” comment. He has to do this or he’ll be forced to come to terms with with his fondness for sweaty, muscular, scantily clad men slamming into each other in the name of “sport.”

“Kennedy was obnoxious”

Will the Nickelodeon game allow a young Kenan Thompson to pummel that smarmy host from Double Dare?

No idea what I just watched or why but I’m confident it leads to at least three different watch lists. 

Every equation comes out to 8,008,135. 

He’s a well-known racist troll. Avoid at all costs!

Sniping in the original FC was a revelation. I think it was the first truly open game I had played at that point and I loved it. Then the big twist before the back half of the game was mind blowing. 

FC1 was fantastic for the time but very little like later installments. FC2 was also fantastic and similar to 1 only in terms of ore gameplay, rather than tone. The roots of later entries were present. Primal was definitely the best of the ones that have settled into FC3’s format but I keep playing the damn things for…

Thank you! I was getting concerned that I’d have to go searching for this thing.