I was not aware that the Lorax vacationed on Antigua. 

Classic. 

The 2022 version of the race draft has seen a huge upset. 

WWV(iolent)JD. 

Masked Singer 1780 Edition, featuring Benedict Arnold as the singing set of wooden dentures!

It reminded me of the old Atari 2600 days. When you’d lose your mind over some fantastic game box art and then get ET. That trailer wrote some checks while the game didn’t even pretend it understood the concept of a checking account. 

I found the only good things about Dead Island were the incredible pre-release teaser video and the awful/awesome theme song, Who Do You Voodoo (Bitch).

Nicki Minaj’s cousin’s friend with the big balls already sounds like something SNL made up. It really is a perfect fit. 

The Other Guys is one of the finest films ever made. 

The show’s tone is strange in the present world. I have been rewatching it lately and both Hank and Cotton were starstruck meeting Jimmy Carter, and eminently respectful of the man and his office with only gentle ribbing. In another episode, the school was thrown into chaos when a liberal racial justice advocate began…

When I was selling my house in 2020, I was appalled to realize my realtor opened my microwave on his initial walkthrough before I’d had a chance to clean it out. He laughed and said there’s no such thing as a clean microwave outside a fully staged home on the market. I should’ve bought some new pans to add to the…

Can we wait until after Evel Knievel jumps it first? Can someone get Evel on the phone? 

Smart and talented does not preclude evil and greedy I suppose.

You’d think so but there’s a paradoxical, Yerkes-Dodson style, curvilinear relationship in which a complex topic has an optimal level of naked Margot Robbie involvement that improves comprehension. Too much and you’re just distracted by her presence and/or nakedness. Too little and you’re distracted by the promise of…

Once upon a time, he was a highly respected cardiologist. Unlike Dr. Phil, who I believe had already lost his license to practice psychology by the time Oprah introduced him to us. Oz started strong and became a charlatan for the cash. Phil was always an unethical shill. 

I use mine for s’mores. 

And despite being a part of a galaxy full of an endless variety of sentient life, the cast is 100% white humans. 

Thanks. That is more nuanced than I got from the commercials. Still not sure I can set that piece aside and give it a chance but at least it’s not as pure an insult as it seemed at first.

That’s not a snakebite…