“I only know her from when she would be rude to myself and other staff at the LEGO store.”

And just like that, you’ve pitched the sequel. 

Right? I also get winded after a 40 yard walk but I just call that a Tuesday. 

Fair enough. Call it what you like for the thin, sticky veneer of respectability. All I’m saying is there’s a hole in the market that needs filling. A hot, sweaty hole, begging to be filled and filmed. Someone will take that money if OF is giving up on it. 

If I had the startup funds or technical expertise, I’d be rushing to get OnlyPorn up and running pronto. 

The comment about voice actors now has me wanting H. Jon Benjamin as the Jeopardy! host. Preferably animated as Bob or Sterling. 

I’ve already started on the statue to him and I hate to see it go to waste. 

The sky is a harsh mistress. Or mister. Or androgynous person. 

I find that skywriting is the best way to tell people what I’m into but the bastards at the FAA seem to disagree!

Seems pretty realistic. If you don’t take the time to learn the name of the person you’re trying to fuck, you may be in for some surprises.

I’d love to live in a world in which every eccentric monologue was delivered by Christoph Waltz.

I am profoundly disappointed that her response isn’t a blood-soaked rampage filled with “fucks” and racial slurs, choreographed stylishly to an under-appreciated song and featuring her feet prominently framed. 

This comment is awesome at a baseline, and then the use of “feel” instead of “see?” You have an artist’s attention to detail. 

“Vince MacMahon might be racist?”

I did not know he was leaning that way politically. That is disappointing but I shouldn’t be surprised Wooderson would grow up to be republican. 

Or where we’re talking about a weird Fraser spewing pseudo-intellectual ramblings while shilling a luxury car brand and making himself flat for a corn chip commercial. But excellent comparison and I still like McCounaghey. I just want him to shut up sometimes. 

How can you be THAT pale in Arizona? He looks like a full moon would cause burns.

“if a hotep and a thesaurus had a love child” is the funniest thing I’ll read today. Thanks for that. 

I miss the days when the only reason to subscribe to specialty pay channels was so that you weren’t straining your eyes trying to catch some boob through the scrambling.