That was my not-at-all-clear way of saying the cartoon was kind of disappointing too, as a comics fan, though it did still remain my favorite toy commercial.

I’m prepared to be as disappointed with this iteration of my favorite 80s toy cartoon as I have been with every version not penned by Hama himself (excluding the Resolute cartoon, which was awesome).

And somewhere in the distance, the wind carries the lonesome, echoing sound of Kirk Cameron farting. 

We’ve not seen a good case of canceraids around here in ages. 

I’m going to give you a star and some AVC love because you’re the first person to make a “Frank Darabont’s original draft” comment. 

And if the old pub ads are anything near remotely accurate, he’d have healed his wounds, carried the ATV back home, and met some attractive women along the way!

“the Munn’s are a nuclear family”

That’s a lot of face around those features.

Will Rogers…I fell that name should Trigger some sort of jokes. 

Your avatar is awesome. 

Is it a sandwich though?

This show would be so much cooler if it was Fat Thor swimming with sharks.

Hell be playing Mar-a-Lago before summer’s end.

I hope he was Mumford and he can be replaced by a gravel-voiced Black man named Sanford. 

This tracks. The absolute worst part of the show was the fact that the brothers were CONSTANTLY bickering and squabbling over ridiculous stuff before making up and working together again.

I was picturing Fin on SVU describing it to Benson as the hot new game the kids are getting all murdery over. 

I’m not even all that interested in the shows but will the service teach me how to get yellow paint to look as good as it does on that orc?

That eventual video will be their most popular one by far. 

I can explain their belief system though:

He may not expect his kids to be perfect but he will smash some shit on their heads if they don’t play with the right toys!