That’s a real conversation that real successful people had. Holy shitsocks is that awful.

I didn’t realize they were the same year. I agree that a little separation would’ve done M&C some good. You can’t out-franchise the folks at Disney and my take of “excellent historic nautical adventure” sure sounds better than “like that Disney pirates movie one theatre over but with more kids getting limbs blown off.”

One of the most frustrating cinematic realities for me is that POTC had multiple sequels and Master and Commander sunk after one awesome film. 

Yep. Clicked on link thinking “why is Brock commanding an army of eagles?!” and I’m leaving with more unanswered questions. 

I’m surprised Johnny Knoxville hasn’t done an “Ow My Balls” series yet.

Such a bizarre thing I did not know I wanted until just now. 

I cannot wait to see what trolls get him to say. You know he’ll be endorsing or wishing well to all kinds of things he stands against because nobody with any sense will be screening this process. 

You know they love you because they extend you the courtesy of waiting until you die before dining. 

Any jackass who thinks The Root is “reverse racist against white people” needs to see how little patience the readership has for this story. The trolls can barely even find anything to troll on that thread. Not like they gave up completely of course, but they seem confused and disoriented. 

We all know how he loved pigs. 

That was my first thought too. Even the attempts to empathize with his pain are going to fuck his life up even worse. 

I’m much more interested in a movie version of Mike Tyson’s Punch Out. 

I hope they don’t find he’s full of nooses. 

My own Battletech play through is getting bogged down by atrocious load times. I’ve stripped it down to only two save games and I’m still forced to do silly things like get off the couch and do chores in between missions. 

Centralia still burning is proof that we just won’t give up!

It was either this or become Fox News’ Special Central Park Scary Black People Correspondent and she’s not blonde enough for that work. 

I now want him to have a long career playing artsy types. Hemingway. Poe. Shakespeare. Da Vinci. Andy Warhol. 

A version of Borgnine that scares away any disaster that might approach!

I object in the strongest possible terms to this headline being anything other than: “CNN wipes away santorum!”

Bart has a problematic history of blackface during that era