If it makes you feel better, I’m pretty sure the artist used a picture of me for the “it seems...” guy at the bottom. 

A man who nicknames himself “The Beast” is either a serial killer disappointed by his limited media coverage or a massive fucking dweeb.

I’m guessing it’s the same reason I started palling around with my sixth grade bully. He had a nice house with sugary snacks and a Sega and he spent less time being mean to me when I joined him in picking on other kids.

Has the mainland US not fucked with Puerto Rico enough? Sending these assholes to them is just shy of an act of war.

I like some articles, I dislike others. But I’m of the firm opinion that absolutely nobody changes in response to nasty comments on the internet. If someone wants me to do something differently I’ll happily give it a shot if I’m approached respectfully. If I’m shouted at in the classic “die in a fire” brand of…

You are not wrong! Kinja is the only conceivable thing that could ever make me say “I miss Disqus” and the mismanagement of the suite of sites we find ourselves a part of is atrocious. But none of this is the authors’ fault and I still find enough entertainment and awesome commenters here to come back and snark…

It’s been strange to watch the commentariat transition from “affable bunch of assholes who will genially mock every article with in-jokes and gentle ribbing” to “rabid jerks who appear motivated to vent their anger at site authors just writing silly articles.” All I can say is thanks, Obama.

A) I love this column more with each new article.

I want to say Cabbage Patch Kids is the first time I remembered something like this happening.

They should restrict sales of the cards to anyone over the age of 14 and require ID. Soon there will emerge a booming market of fake ID, with 45 y/o men attempting to pass for 12 by shaving really close and waddling in on their knees, Dorf-style. Down-on-their-luck kids will be hanging out in front of Target offering…

I’m just waiting to cash in on all these Pogs!

I don’t care how technically skilled a therapist is, if they’re serving a show and their client at the same time, they have divided loyalties and that’s not ethical. It’s one thing to record sessions for training purposes but making it entertainment or infotainment or whatever is not cool. Every show like this makes…

Those coffee shops almost certainly play Woody Guthrie songs and think they’re the oppressed protagonists standing united against the liberal socialist ruling class.

But people being offended by the idea that others were “offended” by something the first group of people find inoffensive and the second group of people are offering mild criticism toward such that the first group has to vent their anger over the mild consternation of the second group is the hot new thing! It’s hard…

Counterpoint: there simply aren’t enough robotic law enforcement officers and/or giant alien bugs in his artistic lesbian nun porn. It’s time to create the Verhoeven Cinematic Universe. 

“Last Man Standing marathon”...You know your target well.

Just a tiny man who’s unreasonably jealous of Hugh Jackman. 

Man who confesses his music was written intentionally to piss people off mad that similar sentiments...piss people off? 

He looks like Mac’s mom from It’s Always Sunny.