I hope they don’t find he’s full of nooses. 

My own Battletech play through is getting bogged down by atrocious load times. I’ve stripped it down to only two save games and I’m still forced to do silly things like get off the couch and do chores in between missions. 

Centralia still burning is proof that we just won’t give up!

It was either this or become Fox News’ Special Central Park Scary Black People Correspondent and she’s not blonde enough for that work. 

I now want him to have a long career playing artsy types. Hemingway. Poe. Shakespeare. Da Vinci. Andy Warhol. 

A version of Borgnine that scares away any disaster that might approach!

I object in the strongest possible terms to this headline being anything other than: “CNN wipes away santorum!”

Bart has a problematic history of blackface during that era

If it makes you feel better, I’m pretty sure the artist used a picture of me for the “it seems...” guy at the bottom. 

A man who nicknames himself “The Beast” is either a serial killer disappointed by his limited media coverage or a massive fucking dweeb.

I’m guessing it’s the same reason I started palling around with my sixth grade bully. He had a nice house with sugary snacks and a Sega and he spent less time being mean to me when I joined him in picking on other kids.

Has the mainland US not fucked with Puerto Rico enough? Sending these assholes to them is just shy of an act of war.

I don’t know whether I’m more shocked that 6% of these idiots think they could take a grizzly or only 72% think they could take a rat. 

It was a “I could totes beat her at tennis” poll. The lesson learned was men are misogynistic idiots, and when the lady in question is Black the effect is even worse.

I like some articles, I dislike others. But I’m of the firm opinion that absolutely nobody changes in response to nasty comments on the internet. If someone wants me to do something differently I’ll happily give it a shot if I’m approached respectfully. If I’m shouted at in the classic “die in a fire” brand of…

You are not wrong! Kinja is the only conceivable thing that could ever make me say “I miss Disqus” and the mismanagement of the suite of sites we find ourselves a part of is atrocious. But none of this is the authors’ fault and I still find enough entertainment and awesome commenters here to come back and snark…

It’s been strange to watch the commentariat transition from “affable bunch of assholes who will genially mock every article with in-jokes and gentle ribbing” to “rabid jerks who appear motivated to vent their anger at site authors just writing silly articles.” All I can say is thanks, Obama.

A) I love this column more with each new article.

Looks promising but now do the D&D cartoon!