I want to say Cabbage Patch Kids is the first time I remembered something like this happening.

They should restrict sales of the cards to anyone over the age of 14 and require ID. Soon there will emerge a booming market of fake ID, with 45 y/o men attempting to pass for 12 by shaving really close and waddling in on their knees, Dorf-style. Down-on-their-luck kids will be hanging out in front of Target offering…

I’m just waiting to cash in on all these Pogs!

I don’t care how technically skilled a therapist is, if they’re serving a show and their client at the same time, they have divided loyalties and that’s not ethical. It’s one thing to record sessions for training purposes but making it entertainment or infotainment or whatever is not cool. Every show like this makes…

Those coffee shops almost certainly play Woody Guthrie songs and think they’re the oppressed protagonists standing united against the liberal socialist ruling class.

But people being offended by the idea that others were “offended” by something the first group of people find inoffensive and the second group of people are offering mild criticism toward such that the first group has to vent their anger over the mild consternation of the second group is the hot new thing! It’s hard…

Counterpoint: there simply aren’t enough robotic law enforcement officers and/or giant alien bugs in his artistic lesbian nun porn. It’s time to create the Verhoeven Cinematic Universe. 

“Last Man Standing marathon”...You know your target well.

Just a tiny man who’s unreasonably jealous of Hugh Jackman. 

Man who confesses his music was written intentionally to piss people off mad that similar sentiments...piss people off? 

He looks like Mac’s mom from It’s Always Sunny. 

Now that the bomb squad has offered their opinions, I’m going to need the fine folks over at https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/ to weigh in with their thoughts on the matter. 

I read this in Emo Philips’ voice and it was beautiful.

Impressive comment/user name synergy. 

I hope you immediately opened a store nearby selling all manner of sanitizing materials at an incredible markup. 

I get legitimately excited for their brew pub pretzels and beer cheese appetizer. The rest of the food is standard “you know what you’re getting” stuff for when you’re in an area in which you don’t feel like searching out a great local joint but those pretzels and cheese are fantastic.

I am 100% certain the marketing started with “how can we justify setting up a tent in our parking lot so we are technically doing ‘outdoor dining’?”

It really was a perfectly cromulent episode. 

Beast deserves better! I see this:

This clip is the reason the internet exists. Porn is only second place.