I sometimes forget it’s one of his since it’s so different in tone. Also, while it’s labeled horror, I quibble with the category somewhat. I’m not sure where I’d file it myself but horror wouldn’t be my first pick. I guess it fits in horror the same way Green Room and the average revenge flick also fit into that…

I’ll offer up Red State as a good movie, though well outside what I was expecting from one of his flicks. 

I like the idea of a Steak-umm factory error line. Too much rat dropping in this one? Send it over to the MiSteaks packager. 

Combine this with malpractice insurance for cops and unions/pension funds paying out civil suits rather than community coffers. The problems will be sorted out quickly.

When you’re in trouble for creeping on and/or assaulting teens Matt, it’s maybe best to avoid mentioning “recess” as part of your game plan. 

Starred for “street chicken.”

I did keep expecting Ass-Dan to show up. 

Elizabeth Loftus was doing these same sorts of studies and reaching these same conclusions in 1973. I guess people just forgot. 

More Thundercats is a good thing but I’m mad he didn’t choose my screenplay for a Face/off sequel in which Stanley Goodspeed from The Rock has to go undercover as Castor Troy from Face/off. I have budgetary considerations baked right into my pitch!

Functionally though that’s like asking me why I have this hook in the place of my right hand. Sure, I may have been born without that appendage due to my mother’s tragic moth ball addiction. Or maybe I lost it driving my car too fast after a night of drinking. But to the kids I’m slaughtering at make out point it…

Make Abe Vigoda the leader is a valid answer to many of life’s thornier questions. 

I’m building my greenhouse now and will soon lord over the coffee-free wastelands like a hipster Mad Max villain. I shall be Lord Caffeine and will terrorize the wastelands from my...I’m thinking scooter? I’m not sure yet. 

I think that’s how the latest Skull Island handled things if I remember correctly. The locals were both not hostile and were kind of a mixed bag. But it’s been a while and I could be misremembering how the natives were presented. 

I think there’s a simple fix to the issue and the valid points you raise about the role of the islanders in the story. Why do the islanders have to be dark-skinned? The racism inherent in the plot line is built on the idea that dark=savage. Undercut it by making them all white. The points you raise about their role in…

I feel like this series could really make good use of the new direction Randy Quaid’s life has taken. 

Lol...I absolutely love that the strange saga of Nestor now has a conspiracy angle involving multiple Nestor’s. It’s like when a sitcom character is replaced by a new actor as someone gets too old or demanding in their contract or has a falling out with the diva star of the show. Nestor is totally the new Aunt Viv. 

His confused but willing participation in Adam’s bad movies is the best thing about the show. 

Ok...I can maybe see him being saved by going hard at that kind of extra crazy stuff. 

Took away from D&D as well, since the paladin class could’ve been so much cooler if they were all skinny dudes with sick abs, swords, and healing spells instead of big guys in heavy armor with a stick up their asses about making sure you don’t shoplift. 

I was coming here to point out Dale is definitely an insurrection at or mass shooter by this point. Then you reminded me of Tom Petty’s awesome role as Lucky and I’m even more sad.