AVC classic. I believe it goes something like:

I think Judge likely saw a little “light” bigotry like refusing to call a Muslim convert by his Muslim name to be funny. I’m guessing if the show were still on, Hank might be expressing frustration that there are more than two pronouns now as well. I recall a horrible show Judge made in the early 00s maybe that was…

Nice explanation. It makes me think of Muhammad Ali. Some people struggled to stop calling him Cassius Clay out of habit and could be forgiven if they made an effort. Some chose to not stop because they thought their bigotry was more important than respect for his wishes and identity. 

Interesting. So by the symmetric property of douchebags, Carlson is Morgan without Morgan’s single likable characteristic. 

You can never go wrong thinking about Brian Dennehy. 

Lots of folks in the comments here trying to explain the joke. So, do they really believe the author doesn’t understand it? Or are they trying to mimic the tone of the article by pretending to explain to the person pretending to be confused? Am I pretending to be confused by their confusion? 

I’ve not seen a good Frank Stalloning in ages. Thank you for this. 

Knowing nothing about the existence of this apparently famous skull before today, just reading the headline, I was anticipating the absolute best (worst) of the genre of ER stories about things being stuck in butts.

It’s the kind of thing that’s so on the nose you wouldn’t buy it in a piece of satire. Reality continues to put The Onion out of business. 

Plus as a bonus, a bunch of middle class or higher white insurrectionist conservatives  spending some time in prison is almost surely the single best way to get that demographic invested in the idea of prison reform. 

Yes, without a doubt. And Gaga will clearly sing the cover of the famous song. 

My hopes for a follow-up story, in order of priority: A) dog-walker recovers fully and sells a profitable movie deal out of this experience, B) dogs are recovered unharmed and returned home, C) Kevin Costner directs and stars in the movie about this event by framing it as a sequel to Bodyguard.

I love this comment on at least four distinct levels: the simplicity, the image of a down and out $0.50 walking dogs, the image of same half-dollar shrugging off more bullets as he goes about his duties and presumably finishes picking up after the dogs because he’s a professional above all else, and the use of Fitty.

“sweat and curse and jerk off and fire a gun and slide a needle into his arm,” known colloquially as the “Florida lunch break.”

I miss the McDonaldland cookies. 

“As long as the food is good, it’ll always taste like victory.”

Finding out the FBI and NYPD played a role in his death is like finding out water is wet. 

All outhouses are constructed with a bear hole. It allows for the facility to perform double duty as an outhouse and a bear storage unit. It’s important to Scotchguard your bear’s fur before use for easy cleanup.

Your point off my assist is all I was asking for from this comment section.