I was in the same boat, but the video RonnieBarzel posted has just brought me great joy.
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True, but counterpoint: show me the nose ring that does.
To be fair, that would be a good throw from someone whose eyes both face the same side of his head.
It’s not a good look. It’s a look that says “I have followers and lackeys, but no real friends, because real friends would check me on this shit.”
Every time I see that picture of Dorsey, I have a moment’s pause where I think Peter Dinklage has been cast to play the unabomber.
For some reason I just crossed Strongbad’s voice with Brak in my head and I think I need to go put on some boxing gloves and write up some fanfiction right quick.
Even Jason Lee’s star seems to have set. Jamie Pressley seems to be the only one to escape with much of a career, but you’re 100% right about that cast. The entire show was far better than it had any right to be.
The world needs to see more of Crab Man. This movie sounds almost perfect. Like one more ingredient and it would’ve been incredible. I think that ingredient is Rutger Hauer. Since he’s dead, they could just splice in scenes from Blind Fury.
I completely forgot about him! He was like if Monty Burns were written by David Lynch.
I shall never again mock Dumbledore.
Anchower and Teasdale always left me kind of sad because I sort of knew people who could’ve been them. But Kornfeld was excellent and his office feuds always entertained.
A quick visit to the Wu Tang name generator tells me that the Onion’s favorite accountz reeceevable supervisa Herbert Kornfeld is now named Authority Goosy.
I’m a fan of “of the month” clubs, even though I’d have shared Clark’s reaction if I got that instead of an anticipated bonus. Beer sounds like it’d be the best of the options for a monthly delivery.
Nobody can possibly understand slavery on as deep a level as a famous white guitar-guy who got famous by appropriating and watering down a style of music that grew organically from the suffering of a group of people who that famous guitar-guy seems to not like very much based on past comments.
I just checked and the jelly of the month club is currently going for 215.40 for a full year’s subscription. So this is slightly better! We could get like two and a half jellies every month!
I was hoping Paul’s letter was going to be a threat to have George’s legs broke.
A naming project based on submitted ideas, many of which no doubt arrived via the internet, and it’s not name Spacy McSpaceFace? I don’t know whether I’m relieved or disappointed.
The combination of “heritage” with “culture” and “guardians,” capped with with the “always above” phrase? I mean...I’m not a paranoid type but this all sounds more than a little bit like space force is supposed to protect someone from lesser beings of some sort who someone thinks might damage their heritage or culture…
What he gets up to on his own time is his business! Wait...what if this series of clues I’ve found at the sites of brutal murders eventually leads back to me?!