Is it confirmed those chats are tied to game events? I’ve had my Arthur talk/confess about killing small animals and needlessly brutalizing women and I’ve played Arthur as a saint outside missions that require those sorts of actions. I assumed they were just scripted things, and they’ve always pulled me out of the…

Plus the phrase “member of the car” is just fucking stupid. 

Oh, we’ve definitely got messed up priorities and it’s odd that having a game with genitals is scandalous, but knowing how things work it seems clear to me that they went for “shocking” by dropping crotch-parts in there rather than inclusive by actually just having a simple he/she/they/other alternative I’ve not…

He was a fantastic singer, and part of an earlier generation of country music I actually enjoyed. 2020 just won’t stop. 

That’s been my thoughts too, though I recognize it’s an assumption on my part that Boseman would think that way because I want the character to continue. I could be wrong. At any rate though, I want more T’Challa, but I’ll be happy with more Black Panther. 

I’m glad they’re honoring Boseman and recognizing his impact, but sad that it comes at the cost of the character of T’Challa. For completely selfish reasons, I like to think that Boseman would’ve wanted T’Challa to live on. Personally I think Disney should’ve made things right with John Boyega after their wasting his…

I think it’s silly that they did the genital thing. Like it’s an attempt to stir scandal more than anything else. Just let folks pick their adjectives and such to define their identities. But if you are going to have genitals in a game like this? Detachable dick drone is really a must have. Boob guns. Ass-based flame…

I’m blessed to be very lactose tolerant. It may be a superpower. So I’ve never even thought about trying non-dairy ice cream. But a sunflower butter base has me intrigued and Ben & Jerry can definitely have more of my money. I’m probably going to seek out some of their other non-dairy ones as a pre-sampling exercise.…

My brother and I will still say “teeheeharharho” when something strikes us as stupidly funny, quoting that insane, gun-selling dwarf. 

I have to say, I saw BOTW and got REALLY excited for a second that someone had made a Brotherhood of the Wolf game. While I like a crowded map with a lot to do, you get a star for giving me that moment of joy. 

Yup. Today in combinations of words I didn’t realize I needed to be terrified by: “Space Station Spiders!”

How mad is Tim Allen to not be getting this part?

I hope Chris Evans’ human Buzz Lighyear’s accidentally instagrammed penis is the in-world inspiration for the development of the in-world doll that eventually gets named Woody. 

The phrase “We weren’t just delivering packages—we were delivering hope” will be Amazon’s defense at their war crimes tribunal after their eventual global coup. This coup will fail because Elon Musk will buy out Amazon mid-coup and insist every product they ship is packaged in a cardboard replica of his own face,…

I bet that vote would’ve turned out differently if someone wanted to convert that church into a mosque. I bet it also wouldn’t have been anonymous. 

Tactical Turquoise can be the name of his vanity band. 

This I Love Lucy reboot is kind of saucy!

The Depp Militia may not be the most intimidating one out there, but their innovations in tactical bracelet/scarf/dumb hat technology are unparalleled.

Dammit. Now I’m going to be slightly disappointed every time a blowjob doesn’t end with the blower tossing a flash bang. Look forward to my anonymous letter in the future!