I completely forgot about him! He was like if Monty Burns were written by David Lynch.

I shall never again mock Dumbledore.

Anchower and Teasdale always left me kind of sad because I sort of knew people who could’ve been them. But Kornfeld was excellent and his office feuds always entertained. 

A quick visit to the Wu Tang name generator tells me that the Onion’s favorite accountz reeceevable supervisa Herbert Kornfeld is now named Authority Goosy.

Nobody can possibly understand slavery on as deep a level as a famous white guitar-guy who got famous by appropriating and watering down a style of music that grew organically from the suffering of a group of people who that famous guitar-guy seems to not like very much based on past comments. 

I was hoping Paul’s letter was going to be a threat to have George’s legs broke.

A naming project based on submitted ideas, many of which no doubt arrived via the internet, and it’s not name Spacy McSpaceFace? I don’t know whether I’m relieved or disappointed. 

The combination of “heritage” with “culture” and “guardians,” capped with with the “always above” phrase? I mean...I’m not a paranoid type but this all sounds more than a little bit like space force is supposed to protect someone from lesser beings of some sort who someone thinks might damage their heritage or culture…

What he gets up to on his own time is his business! Wait...what if this series of clues I’ve found at the sites of brutal murders eventually leads back to me?!

Is it confirmed those chats are tied to game events? I’ve had my Arthur talk/confess about killing small animals and needlessly brutalizing women and I’ve played Arthur as a saint outside missions that require those sorts of actions. I assumed they were just scripted things, and they’ve always pulled me out of the…

Plus the phrase “member of the car” is just fucking stupid. 

Oh, we’ve definitely got messed up priorities and it’s odd that having a game with genitals is scandalous, but knowing how things work it seems clear to me that they went for “shocking” by dropping crotch-parts in there rather than inclusive by actually just having a simple he/she/they/other alternative I’ve not…

He was a fantastic singer, and part of an earlier generation of country music I actually enjoyed. 2020 just won’t stop. 

That’s been my thoughts too, though I recognize it’s an assumption on my part that Boseman would think that way because I want the character to continue. I could be wrong. At any rate though, I want more T’Challa, but I’ll be happy with more Black Panther. 

I’m glad they’re honoring Boseman and recognizing his impact, but sad that it comes at the cost of the character of T’Challa. For completely selfish reasons, I like to think that Boseman would’ve wanted T’Challa to live on. Personally I think Disney should’ve made things right with John Boyega after their wasting his…

I think it’s silly that they did the genital thing. Like it’s an attempt to stir scandal more than anything else. Just let folks pick their adjectives and such to define their identities. But if you are going to have genitals in a game like this? Detachable dick drone is really a must have. Boob guns. Ass-based flame…

I’m blessed to be very lactose tolerant. It may be a superpower. So I’ve never even thought about trying non-dairy ice cream. But a sunflower butter base has me intrigued and Ben & Jerry can definitely have more of my money. I’m probably going to seek out some of their other non-dairy ones as a pre-sampling exercise.…

My brother and I will still say “teeheeharharho” when something strikes us as stupidly funny, quoting that insane, gun-selling dwarf. 

I have to say, I saw BOTW and got REALLY excited for a second that someone had made a Brotherhood of the Wolf game. While I like a crowded map with a lot to do, you get a star for giving me that moment of joy. 

How mad is Tim Allen to not be getting this part?