The synergy between story and username is unsettling. 

Tomatoface sock or not, this right here is both a quality comeback and just plain awesome. Bravo. 

Should’ve known he’d be reactive to critics. And now I’ve got a plague of boils. 

That does sound perfectly on brand for him. I often find him funny, but mean and petty is kind of his thing. 

Late 2019 included some foreshadowing of the pandemic in the international news. I keep hoping the author is going to change up the structure of these chapters some and get new material, but it looks like here we go again!

I end everything I say with “Soon to be a Disney movie starring The Rock!,” and statistics show it’s an accurate statement about 30% of the time.

It’s maybe the most profoundly stupid way in history to sabotage a movie.

I just happened to notice the date. I’ve been trying to figure out why it was linked to the article about the new Amazon Middle Earth tv casting stuff. I didn’t see Segel in the new cast listing or anything, so it’s apparently just random.

She was fantastic as Shuri. I hope she recovers from this and learns a bit. But Cheadle remains awesome. Made a joke, heard it landed wrong, clarified his stance and stepped back. He should teach a class.

I have read through this thread, which appeared seemingly randomly from 2017 in the recommended article section of another post. You’re the first 2020 comment I’ve seen and I feel like we’re time travelers stuck in the past. I also went down a rabbit hole of googling to see what happened. As of day 90 this jackass,…

That registration and affidavit are just further proof it was all a joke. You don’t make a joke about committing voter fraud funny unless you actually follow through and cast the fraudulent vote...that’s the punchline! 

Cast David Morse as the dad and I’d totally watch this show for at least two seasons. 

That first one is totally a Chuck Tingle story waiting to happen. 

“printed off a bunch of copies at Kinko’s or something”

I seem to recall an article about him writing a malicious “tell-all” type book on the AVC from the pre-kinja days. Any chance this entire reboot is an elaborate ploy on the part of the rest of the cast to lure him within beating range?

Bon Iver may have gotten the Grammy Nicki, but you can rest assured that the line to take sexually suggestive pictures with his Madame Tussaud’s wax figure is not quite as long as yours. And that’s the real measure of success. 

His crazy uncle makes my crazy uncles seem quaint and charming. 

Is Randy Quaid becoming Alan Moore? But like, a version of Moore that Moore would sneer at and criticize heavily for completely failing to understand the point of the original one?