Right? THIS ANIMAL IS NOT A PET! Here he is with my dog. THIS ANIMAL IS NOT A PET! Here I am cuddling him. THIS ANIMAL IS NOT A PET! Watch me put a little hat on him and take him for a walk in a stroller while calling him my fur-baby.

You can say he’s not a pet all you want, but seeing him hang out with a dog doesn’t strike me as being all that good from the perspective of prepping him for life as a non-pet. 

Beaver Rehab is my favorite HGTV-home-reno/TLC-medical-disaster crossover show.

Like a Voltron comprised of five separate types of dumbfuck. 

True, but I want to believe Pesci is the kind of guy who respects social distancing guidelines. Or at least wears a mask for an in-person convo. 

Is Pesci on social media? Is there any chance of Pesci going on a violent, profanity-laden rant about Roods’ poor imitation? I’d consider checking that out.

I don’t think it’s so much that the authors are ingenious as that the marks are the opposite of that. Most people who see patterns that don’t exist engage in some critical thinking, rather barge into their local pizza joint with a gun because some random jagoff on the internet said they had a basement.

Blessed are the cheeks, for they shall inherit the likes. 

I absolutely LOVE that she and her dog have the same haircut. 

I was pretty confident that 45 was on that birther bullshit back during the 2008 campaign days when it first took off. 

I’m assuming his lawyer simply specializes in niche cases.

I say cast John Boyega as T’Challa and maybe Disney can redeem themselves for how his SW character was mishandled (assuming he’d be down for it). I think it could be a calculated PR move that would also work well from the standpoint of him being a good actor. 

A poster on the AV Club offered the only other suggestion I am as happy with as Burton: Kareem Abdul Jabbar. 

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: the AV Club commentariat is missing out when Nudeador the Viking isn’t around to offer his thoughts on articles like this. 

Had she truly been committed to the family business, she’d have considered the comic possibilities and made sure it worked. Then she’d have immediately gotten started on having a son named Davey.

Jabbar is an inspired suggestion!

“Rat won.”