Is canceraids still a thing? I understand there was supposed to be a vaccine a long time ago. 

Bill Cosby looks at that picture and doesn’t know who he should condescend to!

Louis, I thought we canceled you. 

The need for an extra envelope is also a completely new thing in PA that was just recently pushed through with I assume the specific intent of ensuring a number of folks don’t get their votes counted because they didn’t realize a separate security envelope was needed. It’s fair to draw attention to that. Not sure the…

And they’re on the pillow. Someone’s head goes there lady...They don’t want your dirty shoes where their head goes! And what’s with the briefcase? Are you planning on doing sexy accounting?! Nothing about this photo tracks for me!

If he really wanted to capitalize on his fame, he’d have started a site where he ranks various buttholes. I remember him having opinions on buttholes far more clearly than I remember him having political opinions. 

Their mirror versions are just as horrible, but complete unknowns with no world stage or influence. They also have surprisingly lush heads of hair. 

I think you’ve maybe summoned van Buren’s Foxhounds into being just now. Never underestimate the witching power of the internet!

The solution to the virus: be infested with it and pretend that talking about it makes it worse. The solution to racism: be infested with it while pretending talking about it is the cause.

He is the weirdest gimmick account I’ve seen in a long time. Makes the rounds of a bunch of the other Kinja sites too. It’s kind of charming, in a “at least he’s not one of the racist spammer trolls” kind of way.

It’s both depending on the state and, at least in PA, it’s also depending on local regulations too.

I can only assume the average 45 supporter reads the name Gilgamesh and thinks “that dude from the Smurfs was pretty epic.”

I kind of miss cookie Wahlberg. Hell, I’m nostalgic for Disqus. 

By 2020 rules, THIS is the precise moment in which Kinja will decide that allowing people to say mean things isn’t ok and will appoint one of the trolls as moderator. 

If this COVID bloom somehow manages to derail the right wing machine enough to keep the Supreme Court spot from being filled until next year, it’ll be the US political history version of the Immaculate Reception. I don’t know how I feel about Pittsburgh adding a statue of the virus to our airport though. 

The headline specifies an unprovoked attack, but I have a hard time imagining Moranis of being capable of provoking. The lack of provoking is implied when Moranis is involved. 

Wait...she engaged in this profoundly stupid violation of patriotic Christian kayfabe on a call with a woman she had FIRED?! How does someone that stupid even know how to work a phone? 

This might be worth a watch. I’m definitely not over zombies. I’m a zombie hipster. I was into zombies before they were cool and now that they’re not anymore I’m still there for them! 

I gave Fear a shot during the first season to see if it did the collapse justice, but when the second season immediately became just the original show in a new setting I quit. I caught a few episodes here and there when Morgan jumped over, but it was all too silly to keep me hooked. I’m willing to admit there’s a…

I’m a Walking Dead apologist and still enjoy the original despite the drop off in quality and well-established issues with the show. And even I am not interested in this new version. Had they gone back and done what many hoped Fear would be (anthology of the world falling apart for different groups of people a la…