Is canceraids still a thing? I understand there was supposed to be a vaccine a long time ago. 

Bill Cosby looks at that picture and doesn’t know who he should condescend to!

Louis, I thought we canceled you. 

The need for an extra envelope is also a completely new thing in PA that was just recently pushed through with I assume the specific intent of ensuring a number of folks don’t get their votes counted because they didn’t realize a separate security envelope was needed. It’s fair to draw attention to that. Not sure the…

And they’re on the pillow. Someone’s head goes there lady...They don’t want your dirty shoes where their head goes! And what’s with the briefcase? Are you planning on doing sexy accounting?! Nothing about this photo tracks for me!

If he really wanted to capitalize on his fame, he’d have started a site where he ranks various buttholes. I remember him having opinions on buttholes far more clearly than I remember him having political opinions. 

Their mirror versions are just as horrible, but complete unknowns with no world stage or influence. They also have surprisingly lush heads of hair. 

The fact that folks trying that shit did not receive some police brutality is a miracle of white privilege. 

I maybe didn’t speak clearly enough, since I think we agree. These QAnon folks are dangerous assholes. The SC folks were just assholes with a bizarre fixation on traffic laws and flag fringes (though I’m guessing some of them did some awful shit too). I’m feeling nostalgic for a group of conspiracy nutters we could…

I miss the days when the Sovereign Citizens were the asshole conspiracy theorists du jour. this new lot lacks their artistry. 

I think you’ve maybe summoned van Buren’s Foxhounds into being just now. Never underestimate the witching power of the internet!

The solution to the virus: be infested with it and pretend that talking about it makes it worse. The solution to racism: be infested with it while pretending talking about it is the cause.

He is the weirdest gimmick account I’ve seen in a long time. Makes the rounds of a bunch of the other Kinja sites too. It’s kind of charming, in a “at least he’s not one of the racist spammer trolls” kind of way.

It’s both depending on the state and, at least in PA, it’s also depending on local regulations too.

The desire for any expansion of the internet-of-things is one kink I’m happy to see shamed!

Spaceballs, the administration!

I can only assume the average 45 supporter reads the name Gilgamesh and thinks “that dude from the Smurfs was pretty epic.”

HA! Now I’ve got Rhythm Nation stuck in my head, so legit thanks for that. 

And have that photo make the cover of every magazine still in circulation, with framed copies of those covers nailed to the wall directly across from his cell so he can’t escape the reality of his own unfettered ugliness. 

I kind of miss cookie Wahlberg. Hell, I’m nostalgic for Disqus.