Weird Al is a national treasure. He should be hiding in an undisclosed location until 2020 is done with us!

Man, seeing the nation’s famous Dems singing and dancing to Yub Nub is really all I want out of life now that you’ve put the idea in my head. 

Narrator Voice: “Americans are fucking idiots.”

It can be two things! Or at least that’s what I keep shouting at the mass around my waist that I just know will soon burst into a heap of abs the likes of which the world has never seen before. Any minute now...

I got a Brian Blessed notification for this?

Holy shit...I’ll never I see it now. He totally looks like he was twisted together by a clown with a helium tank at a children’s birthday party!

I desperately want to see adds that just ask each voter to think about their tax burden, then remind them of his. And also that he deducted 70k for styling that marmot on his head. 

He’s got a niche audience, I think. 6-year-olds who laugh at his accent and folks attending shows in Branson who laugh at his accent. 

The is the first one of these to make me laugh since I was a little kid laughing at Yakov’s funny accent more than the words he was saying. 

I thought the general consensus on the right was that celebrities needed to stay out of politics, or shut up and dribble. At any rate, I’m surprised Fauci is included in these. I’m guessing his voice will be overdubbed by Jon Voigt saying “you know Dennis, this virus really isn’t all that bad despite what the…

I could totally see Hugo shouting about fake news. 

I was fortunate/lazy enough to not change the channel when the first episode aired. This image sealed it as a permanent favorite:

The only opinion I seem to share in common with the man is a fondness for burnt steak. Growing up as a Pennsyltucky farm kid, I butchered enough animals to have an aversion for any meat that isn’t thoroughly charred. I understand that many folks will look down on this preference, and my own brother insists I’m a…

Lol. I like the idea that, should someone make their ass speak, 45 will remember their words.

I’m mildly impressed that he, a man who’s certainly never bought any groceries in his life let alone low-rent stuff like canned tuna, name dropped a specific brand. So which Fox news talking head named the brand first?

In these trying times, we all got to stay out the Woolworths. Or at least mask up before going in. 

She called them “N95s,” because few things upset MAGAts as much as people wearing masks.

It’s clearly Jesus’ vengeance for your blasphemy.