By 2020 rules, THIS is the precise moment in which Kinja will decide that allowing people to say mean things isn’t ok and will appoint one of the trolls as moderator. 

If this COVID bloom somehow manages to derail the right wing machine enough to keep the Supreme Court spot from being filled until next year, it’ll be the US political history version of the Immaculate Reception. I don’t know how I feel about Pittsburgh adding a statue of the virus to our airport though. 

The headline specifies an unprovoked attack, but I have a hard time imagining Moranis of being capable of provoking. The lack of provoking is implied when Moranis is involved. 

Wait...she engaged in this profoundly stupid violation of patriotic Christian kayfabe on a call with a woman she had FIRED?! How does someone that stupid even know how to work a phone? 

Having her refer to him as “the boy?” Perfection.

This might be worth a watch. I’m definitely not over zombies. I’m a zombie hipster. I was into zombies before they were cool and now that they’re not anymore I’m still there for them! 

I gave Fear a shot during the first season to see if it did the collapse justice, but when the second season immediately became just the original show in a new setting I quit. I caught a few episodes here and there when Morgan jumped over, but it was all too silly to keep me hooked. I’m willing to admit there’s a…

I’m a Walking Dead apologist and still enjoy the original despite the drop off in quality and well-established issues with the show. And even I am not interested in this new version. Had they gone back and done what many hoped Fear would be (anthology of the world falling apart for different groups of people a la…

Weird Al is a national treasure. He should be hiding in an undisclosed location until 2020 is done with us!

Man, seeing the nation’s famous Dems singing and dancing to Yub Nub is really all I want out of life now that you’ve put the idea in my head. 

Narrator Voice: “Americans are fucking idiots.”

It can be two things! Or at least that’s what I keep shouting at the mass around my waist that I just know will soon burst into a heap of abs the likes of which the world has never seen before. Any minute now...

I got a Brian Blessed notification for this?

Holy shit...I’ll never I see it now. He totally looks like he was twisted together by a clown with a helium tank at a children’s birthday party!

I recognize only one Hawkman!

I desperately want to see adds that just ask each voter to think about their tax burden, then remind them of his. And also that he deducted 70k for styling that marmot on his head. 

He’s got a niche audience, I think. 6-year-olds who laugh at his accent and folks attending shows in Branson who laugh at his accent. 

The is the first one of these to make me laugh since I was a little kid laughing at Yakov’s funny accent more than the words he was saying. 

I thought the general consensus on the right was that celebrities needed to stay out of politics, or shut up and dribble. At any rate, I’m surprised Fauci is included in these. I’m guessing his voice will be overdubbed by Jon Voigt saying “you know Dennis, this virus really isn’t all that bad despite what the…