I could totally see Hugo shouting about fake news. 

I was fortunate/lazy enough to not change the channel when the first episode aired. This image sealed it as a permanent favorite:

The only opinion I seem to share in common with the man is a fondness for burnt steak. Growing up as a Pennsyltucky farm kid, I butchered enough animals to have an aversion for any meat that isn’t thoroughly charred. I understand that many folks will look down on this preference, and my own brother insists I’m a…

Lol. I like the idea that, should someone make their ass speak, 45 will remember their words.

I’m mildly impressed that he, a man who’s certainly never bought any groceries in his life let alone low-rent stuff like canned tuna, name dropped a specific brand. So which Fox news talking head named the brand first?

In these trying times, we all got to stay out the Woolworths. Or at least mask up before going in. 

She called them “N95s,” because few things upset MAGAts as much as people wearing masks.

It’s clearly Jesus’ vengeance for your blasphemy. 

I get the anger, but please save it up for the villains who are actively working against us, rather than the heroes who maybe didn’t do enough or do things just right in a rigged system. The bad guys are that away 👉 🐢. 

Broscience is a beautiful word for an awful reality. Thanks. 

It took way too long to reach this comment. Thank you for your service. 

This hypothesis explains just so much of what’s off about him. The strangely tinted skin, the inability to comprehend how others think/feel, the strange movements and postures, the failure to grasp humor, the speech patterns...he’s Star Trek’s Data, but like an early, buggy, unlikeable beta version without the…

I agree wholeheartedly in terms of most roles, but I’ll support him having a career making fun of his action star characters in movies like The Other Guys. His impotent rage and half-assed, violent responses to stress are a rather fun inversion of his typical military man schtick. I’d want to railroad him into…

Asked for the manager at IKEA?

If my recollection is correct, the extensive research that was performed by Buck Rogers and his crew found that Venus was full of dinosaurs and lizard people. 

Ashley Todd’s failure to understand mirrors always makes me smile. 

I want a full version of this story on my desk by Christmas!

I’ve been anticipating the payoff to the golden turd storyline for ages. I’m glad they managed to get there, even if I’m sure it can’t possibly live up to the hype I’ve created in my own mind. 

He’s a good voice actor and singer. He’s a lousy writer.