I disagree with your choice to attend a theatre, but I wholly support the B&T II quote. You get a half a star that Kinja rounds up. 

I’ve done the same thing with almost every massive RPG out there. I love them, but seldom finish them due to my pressing need to try all the paths. 

I also get so far into it and stop. I decide I don’t like how I specced a character or some choices I made, then I quit for a while and start over. I’m on like my fifth unfinished play through. 

I highly recommend Wasteland 2, for what a ransoms internet stranger’s opinion is worth. Very classic Fallout in its presentation.

Shatner had better contribute. You know Nimoy would and Takei almost certainly already has. I’m headed to the site now. Dementia’s a fucker and Nichelle is an icon.

I’ll mourn Drunk History and celebrate the long overdue end of Tosh. Why must Comedy Central send me mixed messages?!

As was the case when Cosby made the same request, I can only assume this ends with Hannibal Buress eventually convincing the justice system to finally act on Bud Light Seltzer’s decades of sex crimes.

Remember how much we all hated Disqus? I miss Disqus. 

I’ve see it frequently, but I don’t know that it’s ever happened to me. I feel like it’s a perfect time for “forget it Jake, it’s Kinjatown.”

This snark is so fine I’m even starring the double-post. 

I feel like he’d have to personally fund reparations for the character of Cleveland alone.

Which is an idea I’d green light for a rom-com, a sitcom, or a reality tv show. 

There’s a place near me that does their slices like that, but only on their obnoxiously sized party pie. The thing’s a circular pizza that’s a good three feet across, so a classic slice would be...unwieldy. 

I wonder if he’s sufficiently disconnected from the reality of life under this administration that he just doesn’t realize 45 is trying to gut the post office, so he doesn’t see a contradiction here. 

A line of tactical Spanx would be really profitable. 

And yet my favorite Tom the Dancing Bug comic reminds us how the conservatives misrepresent the time period they so like to glorify!

But what did it say?

I understand the fox is perfectly welcome at the Woolworths. 

They’re occupied at the moment. Those goalposts won’t move themselves you know!

Willie better be up there or there will be trouble.