That is one of the finest sentences I’ve ever read. 

The hymns in that church would be far more entertaining than the ones I’m used to hearing. 

The only way out of this mess is through it. Steer into it. Make an entire series of beers labeled with various cultures’ words for pubes. Sell each sixer with a merkin beer koozie. 

I DIDN’T KNOW COVID CAUSED RANDOM FUCKING ZMF SHOUTING!

Granny always used to say “and people in Hell want ice water.” If they’re in Hell and they want it, it must be sinful. That’s just the science those liberal types are always going on about. 

Milk is sinful. It comes from *nipples* and Mother wouldn’t approve. Nothing but tap water for Mikey. Room temperature please...ice is against God’s divine plan. 

This topic was posted seven hours and twenty minutes ago and not a single effort has been made to set this series of pictures to Yakety Sax? What has happened to you, A.V. Club?

I got a subscription for my wife’s birthday last year, and I assure you adults can enjoy it too! It really is just about $5 worth of bodega snacks from whatever the country of the month’s version of a bodega might be, but it was fun to try new things. Almost every month had some variation on the Cheetos style “cheese”…

It’s the guy who turns kids into donkeys, right? Hanks has experience with drugs and donkeys.

I’ll wander with you. The caramel was a mistake!

I will not be surprised at all when he’s confirmed to be a part of the boogaloo boys shit. 

Probably requires a couple of perfect rabbit pelts too. 

That was the best bit in the movie by far. And I believe he got an A. 

It’s like when Kirk uses illogic to short-circuit a robot. 

“Leader” is kind of a subjective term though. If you start counting from the bottom up, we’re number one!

Those are all hilarious too!

A close contender for greatest moment also came from that movie, but lacked Brimley’s riding skills:

That is one of my favorite movies and Brimley went perfectly with the rest of the lunacy. 

We’ve managed to make climate change, race, gender, and the right to not die because you can’t afford medical car all into political issues. Wearing masks was destined to be politicized because we’re that damn stupid. To answer your question though, I don’t know of any Democrats who oppose masks. There may be some in…