That response should absolutely be exhibit A in the prosecution’s case. 

The preorder should come with a rubber controller for throwing.

Every other comment on this article needs to either be deleted or replaced with this one immediately! He’ll, pick any five other articles posted today and replace those comments as well. Perfection!

The horror of that idea would itself make a good episode of an anthology show like Twilight Zone.

It’s like being on an airplane hurtling toward the ground and the guy in the seat next to you says “you wanna watch my TikTok about the crash we’re in?”

My mind is fully blown. I need to go find a watermelon right now!

If you’re going to unleash a plague of microbial zombies on the world, why not deep sea microbial Cthulhu zombies?

You offered the “look any-fucking-where!” response I was too disinterested to provide, so thanks for that. 

Thanks for the encouragement! I’m working two desk jobs and farming in my downtime, so I’m definitely one of those people who “can’t find the time.” I start, then fall off the wagon before I can get past the initial period of adjustment to make it routine. It’s past time to try again though, so it’s the treadmill for…

I can wrap my head around the gain, it’s the loss without looking like a shar pei that confuses me. I lost about 30 lbs on keto from January through April this year and I feel like I’m wearing a deflated inner tube around my gut. Just skin that used to be fat. It’s not showing any signs of tightening up, which makes…

I want to know how you pack on that much muscle, then lose the weight and don’t wind up looking like a flying squirrel. 

For what it’s worth, the first responses google returned had Rourke weighing 169 (guessing this number was before or well after The Wrestler), Depp at 172 (assuming this is mostly rings and bracelets), and Musk at 205. I have no idea what value any of these numbers bring to the bookmakers, but it was either this or…

It’s like Sputnik!

As the owner of a particularly large head, I feel it’s important to adopt a standardized definition of head size before we convert fully to this otherwise very reasonable system of measures. 

Then you have a unique genius for insults, because that’s a good one. 

Please tell me “You fight like a cow” is a common Russian insult. 

R.E. Howard even gave them a badass pilgrim to model themselves after in the form of Solomon Kane.