In my completely uninformed internet guy way, I’m going to confidently state that 98% of shutters are just decoration.  So decorate how you like!

That last one could be a still from the next season of Eastbound and Down. 

Hey, we’re neighbors! My local places (including Walmart)mostly have signs saying masks are required, but then put no effort into enforcing it. I swear I’m the only guy who goes into my local Sheetz who still bothers with a mask.

Wait, are you saying Battleship is not a masterpiece?! But yes, this is maybe the only board game-movie transfer I could ever love. 

That’s a brilliant idea, and I now need a coffee mug with my image to replace the kid and my employer on the sign...you’re a genius!

I wish Biden was half the radical leftist Duke thinks he is. Existential threat my ass...he’ll probably try to reach across the aisle and find common ground. 

He likes like Voldemort with a lego hairpiece. 

Those eyes are positively serpentine. 

I offer simply this as my counter statement:

Yeah, the two “habits” I was thinking of were weed and martial arts. I expect both kept him balanced and not giving a damn.

It has to have been hard to be a relatively progressive country musician ever since the Desert Storm era, when outlaw country was replaced with “don’t you dare disrespect the flag” country. I’m guessing Willie’s habits have kept him from giving too much of a damn and his legendary status has kept most folks from…

Yes! How could I forget the scene where he manually detumesces a giant, fanged schlong?!

I caught Willie at Farm Aid a couple years ago and he got just political enough that he expressed contempt for 45, without crossing over to the point where he lost the crowd. It was a masterclass in pointing out the evils of a man lots of folks there had likely voted for. 

And Hard Target! Brimley’s Cajun accent deserves an Oscar and Van Damme’s sweaty mullet deserved a Nobel Peace Prize!

He made some great music, but holy shit was he a bad man. Now when Willie’s time comes I will be singing a much sadder tune. 

Also known as Orion’s trampstamp in astrological circles.

‘Murica, that’s why. 

I am willing to bet I won’t read a funnier joke for at least ten days. Well played.