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It was an odd narrative choice. I’m guessing they were trying for a period feel, since it was definitely set in the era right after Nam. But it could’ve easily been set in the present with a Gulf or Afghan vet. I suppose setting it in that era means there were no cell phones, so it maybe cuts down on some of the

SyFy plays an odd CotC remake now and again where the protagonist is a domestically abusive Vietnam vet married to an almost equally domestically abusive shrew. It really plays like the kids are the heroes. 

When Progressive finally gives in and makes a feature film with Flo and the other insurance agents, this will be a part of that movie. You’d better write the script now before someone steals it from you. 

That salad bar is always impressively fresh.  And I could eat those greasy, salty croutons by the pound.  

Well, the Soviet Union names are currently in the negotiation and planning stage. 

Mom still makes these for Christmas. There are few things I enjoy as much as the gravy made from city chicken poured over lumpy mashed potatoes. 

I am willing to bet she’ll soon retroactively claim that Voldemort was trans and truly clever readers would’ve noticed. 

I applaud you for being both the alley and the oop in this joke. It’s a shameless move and I support it!

I’m sorry...I’ve been handing out SJW Funbucks to every corporation that donates a certain amount of money. They’re redeemable for redemption, oddly enough. 

I guess Mr. Smith won’t be going to Washington after all. 

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Their country fried steak is to die for. Quite literally I should think. It may be listed in my eventual coroner’s report. 

I think he means that Kevin James, the actual person, does not exist. He’s really a character played by Alan Rickman, who in this movie is playing another character. 

Great. Now I’ve got Michael McDonald crooning “Go fuck yourselves, I’ll see you all in hell!” stuck in my head.

that kind of unprofessional bullshit that the police do would get someone court martialed

Ah, the Pittsburgh-based L&O starring Bruce Willis. I remember it fondly.

I have an ex sister-in-law who’s a McLaughlin. Your math checks out. 

Her great great grandfather James must be so disappointed.