You’ll never convince me Coulier isn’t a monster. Alanis tried to warn us, but he’s still out there! 

They’d have been so much cooler to just name him John Carter. 

But to be fair, if you’re gonna be a snitch you should be able to run fast. 

Look, I’d agree with you completely but first I’m going to need you to put that in the proper elven spelling. ⚔️🗿🥌🦔

I was kind of proud of that part. And impressed that his middle name was Milhous. 

Off topic, your name fills me with glee. It’s particularly enjoyable when I picture William H. Macy’s character from Fargo exclaiming it after seeing something startling in the street.

I was just looking at that picture wishing Lincoln would golem up and take care of some light work for us all. 

The MASH episode on blood transfusions that taught me some facts (and some myths) about Dr. Charles Drew. 

I assume Samwell’s lawyers are drawing up a cease and desist for the clear infringement on What What in the Butt.

I hear they’re generating a lot of buzz.

I posit this as the best representation of grotesquely engorged I’m comfortable posting in polite company!

The precise, scientific progression is as follows:

McFarlane has some good ideas, but he’s not reliably funny in any way to keep a show sustainable. The folks who took AD and ran with it made it delightfully bizarre, while FG just stayed obnoxious. 

I love the XCOM games, but I did a ton of saving/reloading as part of my enjoyment. That approach bothers a lot of folks, but life’s too short to play games in a way that isn’t fun. 

I humbly suggest that leaving the tail on shrimp intended to be mixed into pasta is monstrous. Tail-on is only for handheld dipping shrimp, not fork shrimp.

I’ll support any scene that has Steve become oddly seductive and/or ripped when he starts singing.

Duncanville was a pleasant surprise. I was not expecting much, but it had some charm. 

The fact that this show and Family Guy (Ugh...don’t even mention The Cleveland Show) share the same genetics really drives home the importance of “nurture” in that whole nature v nurture debate.