Fury/Rat 2020!

They’re easily my favorite thing from the last decade of the show. 

I’ll start working on the obligatory memorial to Ass Dan.

Like they’re cosplaying The Purge. 

And I fear the more he talks, the more shit about kids stroking his leg hair and parking lot brawls with Cornpop will fall out. He doesn’t need to be talking. He needs to be going through a Rocky-style training montage in which someone with some eloquence shapes his mouth up for when it’s time for him to speak. If…

That sweet Laurel Canyon Speedo sound! 

I’ll make no counter argument. While I’ve known many chickens in my life, I won’t pretend that I did not think that the finest among them were ever at their peak prior to a crispy batter coating.

Since hearing about this redo, I’ve maintained it will be incomplete if Sting does not don a Speedo and wander through a couple scenes as a random background character with no lines. Maybe a janitor, just mopping up.

Yeah. If he thought his version of Dune (which I enjoyed, if not loved) was a heartache, I feel for what he’s about to experience. 

I can confirm that a lot of chickens are total jerks. Some are cool though, in spite of the fact that they don’t publicly renounce the jerkass chickens in the way I’d prefer. And ducks are huge perverts and rapists. They’re all...fowl. 

This duck is going to turn out to be so racist. 

I want to thank you for the Marge Schott walk down memory lane. There really should be a hall of fame for racists, though it’d fill up fast.

I’m fairly sure my wife would go full Death Wish if someone messed with her old boy Chuck. Dude’s 11 years old and has barely survived numerous mass slaughters at the hands/paws of everything from raccoons to weasels. I’m not convinced anyone could do him in even with a crossbow, but if they did they’d surely feel her…

Last time I lived in an apartment building I had this same neighbor. Except he was a fussy middle aged guy and this was in the era before texting, so it was all angry banging on the ceiling and phone calls. He called the police on my roommate and I at one point and they had the gall to threaten us with harassment…

Yeah, once you’ve got the degree you’re always Dr. unless your university revokes it. That’s not a common thing even for truly awful people. So legally he’s fine calling himself “Dr. Phil.” He just can’t call himself “Dr. Phil the psychologist” anymore, since “psychologist” is a protected title that requires both the…

Does he think we share a border with China? He does, doesn’t he?

He’s not even legally a psychologist. He has a doctorate in psychology, but having lost his license for unethical behavior he cannot use the title. Still your point stands. I am a psychologist with a license and anyone listening to me on matters of epidemiology would be a fool, and would hear “listen to Dr. Fauci.”

I’m not sure I can even reply to a comment this old, and I’ll be speaking to a void of absent AVers who fled after the great kinjapocalypse, but this comment blows my mind. A mere five years after you make this accurate observation and the country is being “led” by a fool who has completely abolished the very concept…

The name Hollingsworth is so white it colonized the name Trey and turned it white too.

That sounds familiar.