You can't tell me not to see him! was my nickname for Olivia Wilde for the longest fucking time.

Back in the Nineties… Norm was in a very famous teeeveeee show!

Precious hamburgers?

And that Bones spinoff. What was that again? The Finderer?

Man, this is the first show since Breaking Bad to give me that awful clenched feeling of impending doom in the pit of my stomach. Fucking fantastic job ratcheting up the tension here.

Can't just retcon that shit. It actually has to be wiped from the audience's collective memory and the historical record.

Worst whorgy planning ever — just Bond villain stupid. No, you don't ply a bunch of nervous ingenues with what is evidently ecstasy laced with fucking acid and give them open bar on top of that(!), nor do you let the bathroom used by your super-premium talent degenerate into an opium den, nor do you hold the party in…

Can we just have a gentleman's agreement that Connor hooking up with Cordelia never happened?

root@fsociety:~# ssh -l root 47.217.138.201
root@47.217.138.201:~# cd /opt/2/task/2/fd1nfo/fsociety/hscripts
root@47.217.138.201:/opt/2/task/2/fd1nfo/fsociety/hscripts# ./fuxsocy.py

The Catcher sequel will see Holden Caulfield attacking the CEO of Serano Genomics in public, setting off a chain of events that nearly topples the Japanese government.

Not the same shootout. The same tension. This read to me from the start like bullet hell where nobody important gets lit up.

Yeah, I wasn't feeling that shootout either. It lacked that S1 tension of a small job spinning sickeningly out of control and just went straight-up Fallujah from the start.

Dominion? Isn't that the Kings reboot?

Panettiere always, always makes me think of panties.

This is the greatest show in television history.

I love holodeck episodes.

Hey now. Teen horniness is not a crime.

Oops. Alec and Kiera really fucked up the timeline. Corporate dystopia doesn't look so bad anymore, does it?

No, you're the dummy!
No, you're the dummy!
No, you're the dummy!
No, you're the dummy!

5 pence…
4 pence…
3 pence…
Tuppence!