"Woodward minus Bernstein plus Propecia."

Oh fuck me. Fuck this. I literally just finished this season.

Ah. An adage.

Gold foil.

As opposed to the happy Leftovers theme?

Gavin's insanely high-pitched WOO after the transfusion slayed me.

"You look like the world's least-fucked geisha."

"You micro-dicked weasel. You wouldn't even fill my pisshole!"

It's a da Papa it's a da Pope-a!

"If it was any more Kennedy-esque, it would drive you into the ocean."

This has to be one of my all time favorite season finales for a sitcom.

Anne Dudek is so dreamy. That is all.

Gotham is basically workfare for a bunch of actors who are better than the material. Much like the Law & Orders or AHS, the show gives a bunch of talented people an opportunity to stretch their legs in a low-stakes setting while collecting a steady paycheck. It's really only worthwhile if you already follow some of…

Jian Yang: "Meet people!"

It was crazy when that dude got beat up by Daft Punk.

I am so glad I stuck with this show through some of those questionable early storylines. The final two seasons were brilliant. Just the perfect mix of pathos and absurdity.

Frank Langella is really the Margo Martindale of this show.

"What about when there was only one set of footprints?"
"Gabriel was carrying you."

Just found it on google images. Thanks.

"LMAO at Mao's pretentious ship! He has a gigantic mural on the outside, and he made sure it's well-lit so you can see it in the blackness of space. Holy cow, that dude needs a kick in the face (especially after his smug smile at the end)."