Beauty works much better as slapstick comedy. The infamous 'blowjob misunderstanding' was filmed like some shit out of Benny Hill.

Um, Saturn anyone? He did eat his son after all.

"Il quinto quarto evolved from necessity to become high tradition."

White people annoy me but I still love this film!

Cersei's literal walk of shame was stunning, probably the only truly worthwhile event in the finale, and certainly the show's most effective use of nudity.

In the background during Richard's call…

They should also build a real-life replica of the dream apartment that got away.

Some dude at the laundromat tried to sell me DVD bootlegs the other day. Has he not heard about the broadband that even poor fucks have these days?

"Back to your child area!" That… that doesn't work in real life.

Yup it's utter bullshit. The world of GoT is extremely unforgiving and rape is one of the myriad ways in which this concept manifests. Outlander, on the other hand, lovingly depicts the act itself over and over again, to a degree that makes me seriously question Gabaldon's neurological wiring (assuming the show is…

When they were docked I was like 'any asshole can do that' but when the camera pulled back I was like 'daaaaamn they really showed their work here.' All in all a fun season of Rapelander if your idea of fun includes horrifying rapes. Tune in next season for nonstop rapes with a French twist.

Haha, I totes thought Kroll was pulling our collective leg with the 'cafetorium' bit.

One two three, one two three drink!

Me too. He's the best.

The infantilization of fucking everything is vastly larger than nerd culture. NYC is horrible for this right now. Every goddamned restaurant, store and bar opened in the last 10 years is super twee. We've got dodgeball. We've got pillow fights. We think mac-n-cheese is haute cuisine. A few comic book movies are…

Sorry. Still trying to figure out what paintball is.

Eddie: "You mean how I feel when I'm drunk is correct?"

It was like Jodorowsky's Dune interpreted by Richard Stanley.

Films and television series are artistic endeavors of vastly greater complexity than mere books. There's zero comparison. I say that as a published author and book snob.

Right? That's exactly what I said during the ep. I'm not an especially sensitive dude but the rapeyness/torture is officially killing me at this point.