And I would walk five hundred miles,

Oklahoma was literally founded on the idea that you should be able to just take things away from Native Americans if you want it bad enough so I am not surprised.

“Practice what you preach, Chippewas.” —Andrew Jackson

We decided the best route to put poo into a water balloon was to initially shit into a plastic bag, cut off the bottom corner and squeeze it into the water balloon.

Quick question: what’s a jet propeller?

In Spider-Man, I play a gym teacher. I play one of the dumbass characters that don’t realize he’s Spider-Man. [He thinks] ‘He’s Peter Parker. Oh man, this guy’s really athletic!’

It’s no surprise that Rudolph understands what it’s like when none of the others invite you to play.