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A genderswapped “Peep Show?”  That’s Numberwang!

I’m a big fan of The Kids are Alright. I didn’t expect to like it but it ended up being the show I most look forward to each week. With that many kids in the cast, you’d think it’d be hard to keep track of them all, but they were each funny and weird enough in their own right to stand apart from one another. Sad to

Is there a number I need to get at the counter to get in line to write for the NYT, or will they just call my name when it’s my turn?

This blog’s written in... NEE-YEW YAUWURK CITEH?!?!? 

My mother loved this movie. She passed away in October from a long hideous year of lung cancer. Whenever she was depressed, she’d ask for this movie and another oddly charming movie called Baghdad Cafe. Sometimes we’d play them two or three times a day for her. We thought it was odd, but they made her happy. For that,

I was born barely able to see. Glasses and current science don’t help. I tell people that I have to hang a walking cane out of the window when I drive.

Me too. The OP is an idiot.

I view Ghostbusters very similar to Robocop in that- from concept, to its very title- it is ‘of it’s time’, and we should probably move on.

“Coney Island Whitefish”

Aim to masturbate for about 20-30 minutes every day

Because most people your age, or younger, are the worst at saving for retirement and will sorely regret supporting the destruction of two of the most effective anti-poverty programs for older persons in the history of the nation.

Very good.

I adore tuna sandwiches, but Trader Joe’s Everything But the Bagel seasoning has TRANSFORMED them for me. Tuna is amazing with a few shakes of this stuff.

Behold idiot son-in-law Jared Kushner—the man now in charge of brokering Middle East peace, Uberizing the federal

I used to volunteer a lot for Planned Parenthood in Los Angeles, and much of that was “community outreach” — going to communities that had a clinic and passing out information about the services it offered. The very first time I did one of those, I had what remains the most rewarding and simultaneously most

no one in their right mind would ever fuck them?

“Who in the hell is this Democrat-come-lately to scold Democrats on all they’ve done wrong?”

If you’re not looking back, may I suggest you look forward? Get involved on the local level, run for city council or school board, or get involved in the campaign of someone who you respect on the local level. If you feel voting is unproductive, there are other ways to be involved and make a difference in politics.

I work for a legal publishing company and this article could not be more true. +1

My prediction? Trump continues to gnaw into Hillary’s already razor-slim lead. Let’s “make America great again” the same way a raging wildfire makes an ecosystem great again. It should only take him a few years to burn the entire country to the ground. Vote Trump.