"Ariana Grande screams whenever she is thirsty."

So like a parakeet or a newborn?

Is there some reason the authorities haven't stepped in and removed the Honey BooBoo kids from their mother's home? Wouldn't what happened to the oldest girl, and the fact that June(?) is now dating the man who molested her daughter warrant giving the father custody?

I walked into another room before the second song started, and when I came back, I sat down and thought hm, this is a kind of funny sketch.

My third grade students are obsessed with Iggy. The other day I went off on them, asking why they can't care about their education as much as they care about some pop star they won't remember in a year. They were very vocal that they'll still remember her in a year.

I loved how Rah Digga called her out. I'm paraphrasing slightly but she said something like "Don't come from Australia and all of a sudden act like you shootin' trap."

That accent was first on the list of reasons I cannot take her seriously. I grew up just down the road from Houston and I know the accent very well that she's trying to fake. PLEASE JUST STOP, IGGY.

Too bad that's not how the science of sound works.

There were like 15 bodies too many and 15 feet too many of chain link fence on stage. Whatareyoudoing.

Okay, her rap "voice" sounds even more fake live. Jesus CHRIST. RAP IN YOUR OWN DAMN ACCENT.

Thank you for mentioning Charli Baltimore

At least three different people I know all thought that this was a skit making fun of her and then were surprised to find out that it was actually the real her and real performance.

I'm still upset that Blahna del Zzzzzzzz didn't fade into obscurity. CURSE HARDER, SNL.

/long rant

A male friend was a victim of domestic abuse. A female friend was a victim of domestic abuse. They did not have the same experiences getting help, etc because of gender roles, homophobia, sexism, etc. There is a place and need in society for general and specific help.

If MRAs really cared about Mens Rights,…

Take me with you.

OK I see "it fits my vaginal perfectly" comments all over the place. I have never had sex and thought to myself, oh, that penis was a bit of an odd fit. Maybe I should try it in a size up.

In fact, maybe it's because I've only had sex with a few people and normally in relationships so they're very spread out, but other…

Does his Donnie's penis also fit perfectly in her mouth? If so, Donnie, please for the sake of the rest of us, place it in there so we don't have to hear her talk anymore.

Jenny McCarthy's 12-year old son must be so embarrassed all the time.

Donnie Wahlberg "has the most beautiful penis [she's] ever seen in [her] life" and that it "fits [her] vagina perfectly."

Me, last night.

This is what worries me.