Yeah, no, she's not a "poor thing" in my eyes. My sympathy is reserved for her kids and the now-18 year old that her new boyfriend orally raped as an 8 year old.

She is endangering her children. That is what is making me call her scum, not the trashiness, not the mayonnaise baths or whatever other nonsense.

This is, unfortunately, a common thing. People don't want to believe that someone they like/love/care about would commit such an act. Come on, Mama June. Get it together.

She softened him into a sort of pink dough.

So much misplaced anger here. The CDC and the hospital should have had clear protocols in place, which they did. However, I think we are learning more about the virus and how it spreads, which might render those current protocols ineffectual. I'm not angry with this woman. If she followed the procedures as laid…

I would be mortified if I contracted ebola and my only good head shot was a glamour-mall shoot from 15 years ago.

I think the hospital and CDC protocols failed here. I am not willing to blame this woman, who very well could have a death sentence. We keep hearing how difficult it is to get Ebola because it's not airborne. We keep hearing that the media is fear-mongering.

I'd cop to being a bitch for my thoughts on this, if I weren't so egalitarian in practice. I've fucked everything from legit micro to frighteningly, requires-days-to-recover large. I'll give any size dick a chance, because I'm an optimist.

A tongue cannot replace a penis.

I used to be perfectly fine with the idea of sexing up small dicks. Even micropeens (...in theory). They even seemed preferable, since intercourse with bigger guys had generally been painful and frustrating.

tits are a bit different. Not vital to the sex process. I could see how a story about having sex with a woman who had a cavernous vagina might be interesting, but I see your point.

Absolutely agree. I had a partner with a small penis, not quite micro but getting close, and it wasn't the size of his penis that was the problem at all. His attempts at oral stimulation were perfunctory at best, and he was utterly unconvinced that there was any point trying to give me an orgasm.

Now every time someone mentions gargantuan balls, I immediately think of Aladdin. Thanks for nothing, Jezebel.

That is "stank face." It's all part of the werqstravaganza.

That look said, "Gurl, get OUT of my space."

What does he smell at 0:15 that is so bad it interrupts his groove?

When I was first dating a guy a while back, he finished in my mouth after I specifically requested he didn't. "Oh, it was just so good. I couldn't help myself!" he said. Meanwhile, he came so much. . . and it tasted so bad that I was left with blow job PTSD for the duration of our relationship.

And if it is a deal breaker, that's okay! Break up and move on. Sexual compatibility is super important in a relationship, and compatibility is not something that can be forced.

Dude, she is not going to blow you. Decide if that is a deal breaker or not and move on!