There’s no telling what Irsay will do when he sobers up and sees he’s in charge.

In all fairness, Thompson’s D is a very underrated part of his game.

I can’t really blame him, as I also got tired of coming in Stockings after my teenage years.

Bradley was frank when asked directly

When are these kids going to learn? You have to be a skill position player to get away with a felony.

I think Nikki is an A-/B+ wrestler and a C- personality. She’s godawful on the mic and has no discernible character traits other than “I’m pretty and entitled and don’t like any other women, including, sometimes, my twin sister.” That’s what really drags her down, IMO.

Colts’ QB Matt Hassebleck was in emergency room until 2 am TUESDAY, dealing with virus he’s still feeling. From hospital to start.

The biggest problem that I had with Week 1 was not seeing enough about DraftKings or FanDuel. How much money is available? Is it real money? Who can win? Have there been a lot of winners?

The world may never know.

I’ve had sex dreams (plural, ugh) involving Deadspin staffers.

I’m too fatigued to think a moment and make an engineering joke. It’s nuts, I’m not usually such a failure.

Poor soldier, having to attend a Rams game. Hasn’t he sacrificed enough?