We now know what would happen if Michael Scott had invented Facebook. The blowhard in this couple is so strong Kanye West is telling them to settle down!

I’d sub in Trammell for McGwire, but otherwise your list is flawless.

This is why we love your reporting. The main stream media could learn a thing or two from your thoroughness.

Yes, and I’m waiting for Roger’s press conference in response to this report.

That second part, especially.

Do you think Strasburg could prepay for his 2nd Tommy John surgery NOW and save some cash?

It’s time for us to have an open dialogue about machete control.

Is the ‘reality’ show a help or a hindrance? on one hand they get mainstream attention from it, on the other hand it’s a ridiculously producer-involved overly scripted POS show that makes me feel dumber every time I watch it.

Don’t worry, Colts fans. The decaying corpse of Matt Hasselbeck (with a virus) would represent a major QB upgrade in Houston.

I’ve been an Astros fan my entire life, and this version is by far the most fun to root for. From the big bro-little bro double play combo of Correa and Altuve to their Paul Bunyanesque DH to their nerd GM to their homers, strikeouts, and stolen bases offensive philosophy, the Astros are fun again, even more fun than…