This is the only correct answer...

I really hope that Khaled’s default salutation is “Bless Up.” Like, every time he answers his phone, it’s “Hi X, Bless Up!” Like even if it’s his accountant or lawyer or something.

“I have daughters” -stripclub owner, hogging the moral high ground

“Oh you mean the guy that helps the wide receiver get the ball, the guy who nefariously doesn’t let the guy throw the ball to the wide receiver, and the dastardly guy that takes the ball from the innocent wide receiver?” - Matt Millen

This man is a genius.

It has become very apparent to me that like you have the quarterback, the guy that protects the quarterback (offensive tackle), the guy to sack the quarterback (defensive end) and the guy who intercepts the quarterback (cornerback). Those are the four positions that teams should be drafting high in the first round.…

I’m fairly certain the anti-Berman is salad.

He’d be sad, but he’d have to admit that it was a savvy move by a company looking to protect it’s bottom line. The optics might not be to the public’s liking, but people will come around on what the Worldwide Leader is doing.

Except fetuses, cops, guns and rich white guys.

It doesn’t matter if it’s light blue and brown or white and gold in bad lighting - it’s fucking ugly. And no one needs sleep to make that call.

These are the fleet maneuvers of my fantasies, using strategies that I would dream of in games like Star Wars: Rebellion and Sins of a Solar Empire. The fact that every ship is controlled by a player makes such large-scale maneuvers more impressive.

Calling it now. Horizon: Turkey surfing DLC.

#notmostmen

That’s not just a toilet, that’s a multi-purpose chair. 😬

Could also be coming from the guy in Oakland who powers his ass-crafting machine with his fixed-gear bicycle, and sells the ass on Etsy (when he isn’t at regional craft fairs).

<THREAD> I’m seeing this meme that Deadspin commenters write “+1” in reply to posts that they like.

Always highlight truthers

The moon got in my eyes?

alternate rule: angel hernandez stops being an umpire.

For a guy without a working finger, he seems easily triggered.