They’re like drug dealers. You’ll never get rid of them as long as there’s a demand. Who the fuck are the idiots spending good money to own a signed ball cap or sneaker, anyway?

“Fewer”
-Stannis Baratheon

It seems hypocritical to keep referring to it as an egg and not a chicken.

If it’s wrong to an aggressive, territorial, two-ton semiaquatic endangered species in my 500 square foot basement studio, then I don’t want to be right.

He wasn’t a good fit in their system anyways. That’s what the recruiting services miss in their rankings. Sure a guy may have considerable skills, but is he a good fit? It’s not as easy as you think putting an armed robbery kid into a rape system.

Did you hear the rumor about how they appear to be selling a from-the-internet rom dumped copy of Super Mario Bros. on the Wii VC?

Great expectations, ruthlessly shattered. And worst of all, Rhode Island has asked him to shift from linebacker to nickleby.

Looks like another victim of a ...

My Facebook feed has just been a solid wall of this story - if it’s true, it’s actually awful. The grieving parents should have spent the last moments with their child, not a strange, aging beard enthusiast!

He didn’t attend his grandfather’s funeral—the same grandfather he once called before every game.

The most useful aspect of Jordan Rodgers’s appearance on The Bachelor was the revelation that he apparently has no relationship with his brother, NFL star Aaron.

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

I’m impressed with how a freakishly athletic 21-year-old managed to mimic that 52-year-old middle manager from the morning run.

Vivec is effectively everything it claims to be - a god(dess) of two-faced aspect.

But he did try to wrestle and Conor stuffed 2 or 3 take down attempts. Either he brought really weak shit to the table or Conor has been working on his defensive wrestling game a whole hell of a lot since Chad Mendez kept him on the floor in the first round of their fight.

25. Ninja GaidenNot terrible, but not quite as smooth as its successors. A lot of Ninja Gaiden’s difficulty comes more from imprecise controls and unfair enemy positioning than any sort of real challenge.

Fever - my young brain made up some lyrics and everything

God save us from President Pence.