...But if you do make it to adult Simba there is a ‘Maul’ button. More games should have a maul button.

She never should have put herself in the position to be criticized. 

I take it you haven’t seen either band live. Everyone will certainly be sent home DEPRESSED, though.

If The National end with Terrible Love, it will be anything but a sleepy ending.

Especially after Fresh Off the Boat got moved to Friday nights.

These people so shocked by his performance act like they’ve never seen Punch Drunk Love (and perhaps they haven’t.)

To be fair, she was only three weeks old.

I’m partial to, “Asked what he likes in his own genre, Sparks replies: ‘There are no authors in my genre. No one is doing what I do.’”

Shit you acting like you forgot Church’s isn’t the bomb. Best biscuits, best mac and cheese and the one near me even got dirty rice all for about half the cost of Popeye’s and you don’t even have to deal with rude as hell Popeye’s employees

It’s clearly the New York Red Bulls. Check the jerseys.

Sam Mewis, Julie Ertz, and Rose Lavelle were absolute difference makers every second they were on the field, it almost seems that Carli got left out due to the system more than anything else. I am sure being on Foudy’s podcast helped her open up, but this is just an odd statement to make. Won’t fault her for speaking…

Just like with any All-Star snub, if you think you deserve to be playing, you need to tell us who you would replace. And if you say “Lavelle,” because she’s young and took your spot, you can go straight to hell.

I heard upon his last dying breath Ingmar Bergman admitted he saw the Snyder cut and he always prefered DC. 

Liquidated damages and hard caps like this one are regularly thrown out. The big surprise here is that there's wasn't a binding arbitration clause. 

Howdy officer. Beat any minorities today? Fuck the cops and anyone who cooperates with them. And the lily white peckerwoods who argue for snitching. You upvvote this shit you’re rat fink scum

The Shield Hero. 

I don’t like to whine about analytics but I think there’s some dishonesty about what purpose analytics and the whole “Moneyball” ethos really serves. Analytics guys pretend it’s about finding the “best” way to win, and really it’s about finding the most “efficient” way to win. Like, you read Moneyball and see the…

The closest minor league park (single A Lakewood) to me offers $5 general admission tickets. Children five and under do not require tickets. On Sundays and Mondays, kids eat for free. Parking is $5. So when I take my kids, 5 and 7, to a game, I pay $10 for 2 tickets and $5 for parking. Once we get inside the…

On one hand, maybe the Lions decades upon decades of persistent futility and mismanagement in the face of salary caps and parity could all just be a sham and it’s really Megatron’s laziness and shitty play (and Barry Sanders’ before him) that has doomed the Lions. Maybe you’re right.