He’s been a (relatively) good boy this week, he deserves some play time

Oooh member Shaquille O’Neal?

FUCK! Let’s get a warning so I don’t grab these hot takes without oven mittens, okay?

She went on to blame Hillary for Bill’s past infidelities, including his affair with Chanukah Lewinski and rumored misconduct with PauL’Chaim Jones.

There needs to be a super-delegate star for comments like that.

No idea how he got a hold of Louisiana Senate candidate David Duke’s speech.

Sometimes my lunch comes in a brown paper bag, but it ain’t no ham and cheese.

scott walker’s twitter, two years later:

YAS!

...Then the White Sox trade for him. Twice. After age 35.

My wife keeps trying to ban my consumption of Ben & Jerry’s in bed just because ONE TIME she woke up with her hand in a puddle of Chubby Hubby. Even though it was 1 out of 250 times, I began to understand the difference between “statistically insignificant” and “real life” in fairly short order.

Since Collins is held in such high regard, he is naturally considered a Cleveland esteemer.

Ghostface’s “All That I Got Is You,” MF Doom’s “Accordion”, Nas’ “Rewind” and “Queens Get the Money” immediately come to mind. There are so many more. Madvillainy is one of the best rap albums ever, and at least half the songs on that album are one verse.

he did, his slogan is: let’s do it for legal pot

Sure, Santa may look old and uncool now, but I heard he used to sleigh on the mic back in the day.

I bet they wouldn’t have booed Future.

Please let this election end already. It just feels so weird rooting for Megyn Kelly for something.

Hanzo-ness transcends which character you pick.

I sure hope they change it. I’m a mostly solo-que player, and both seasons I’ve lost 9 of 10 placement matches. 5 of them were with people leaving the game after 5 minutes, which is ridiculous that your team can get punished for it. I get 4 or 5 medals, usually play the only support or tank, and no matter how well I…

Thank you so much for that. I really appreciate that. I have a toddler now, and I worry a lot. I’m also a teacher, and technology just makes everything so pervasive. There’s such a massive psychological component that has always existed, but now it’s been magnified significantly.