Nailed to the Crossing Pattern: How to Cope with Turfing the Intermediate Throws of Life

Pretty sure Shakespeare was also into fart jokes (cause they’re hilarious) so you’re all good

The problem with defining things by “normalcy” is that there’s nowhere to draw the line of deviation.

There’s no “normal” - that’s the problem with that approach to the classification. Like, normalcy isn’t a concept in psychology. It’s not deviation from some mean concept of human nature that classifies a disorder.

That’s a really, REALLY archaic approach to psychology, and it’s one that is OVERWHELMINGLY not endorsed by either working professionals or medical associations.

It is also a symptom of the fact that female friendships are much more intimate than male friendships. Females see the situation as typical friendship, males see it as much more than typical friendship and don’t fully know how to deal with it.

Yes, and places like these can be a HUGE problem, since they drastically impact rents and make bad housing situations worse.

I’m fine with Bernie staying in the race to accumulate votes and show Democrats that there is broad, national support for a progressive agenda. I am not alright with him staying in the race in a desperate bid to win.

I dunno, I’ve seen a lot of revisionist history that Griffin was an overrated entitled prick of a player. It seems so easy to forget just how good his was in that first year. He may well have felt that he was a franchise player able to tell his coaches what to do because he played like one that first year.

...maybe this had something to do with his decline:

Jacobs’ Field (now Progressive Field, but I refuse) is a great place to watch a ballgame. They do a really nice job there. On Sundays kids can run the bases after the game, on father’s day you can play catch in the outfield, etc. stuff like that.

So, just to be clear....you can walk in a run, drive in a parkway, and park in a driveway.

Sadist.

i believe this to be the original.

The only reason he joined Twitter is because someone told him he could block people.

The Atlanta Braves have axed Fredi González.

If you had told me in 2006 that, in 10 years, I would hate Schilling way more than Clemens, I would have called you a goddamn liar. We live in a odd world.

Counterpoint in Schilling’s own language.

We called that game “Taps”! It was great and made even more fun by allowing goaltending (though you couldn’t come up through the hoop) on our adjustable goal. Oh, youth...

SPRANG BREAKK. SPRANG BREAAAK FORRREVVAA.