Jia. Leaving your drink outside a porta-potty at an event like that is not safe!

This is why there is one day devoted to mothers and a whole week dedicated to sharks.

What is it with dancing parents? Am I going to become a terrible dancer when I have kids, too?

Time for someone to dox this asshole and see how he likes it.

So if you were important to enough people that your medical records were published online you would be A-OK about it?

For his next trick, Billy Hamilton will steal second base while hopping on one foot.

4,000 is the baby earth theory.

credibility means nothing when u suckers all get Left Behind anyway

10:21 am BREAKING Cuban now driving through downtown San Antonio, looking for the place in the Mercado for fresh chorizo. CORRECTION: He is looking for Mexican sausage. CORRECTION TO THE CORRECTION: My sources are telling me chorizo IS Mexican sausage and that tweeting about sausage reveals subconscious homosexual…

Ah, I see you also like to pretend Tommy Gunn didn't exist.

Forget about Rocky Balboa?! How can you forget this classic moment in American cinema?!

Wooooo everyone in New Orleans celebrate!

#TakeFlight

I was firmly anti-cat for years until we adopted our current cat. We were planning on adopting a dog at some adoption fair but all the dogs looked...questionable. Anyhow, we found this sturdy cat (she still thumps on the floor after every jump) and she came right up to our daughter and let her hold her and all the…

If saying “you’re a pussy” and “fuck” as an employee of LSU is a fireable offense. the LSU Tigers are going to be in need of a shit ton of new football and basketball coaches.

+1 “We have a $1000 deposit, bro!”

Or he is secretly hoping that Matz doesn’t notice the stain on the underside of Nana’s couch cushion.

Pretty impressive, but not a record until he gets to 33 1/3 rpm.

It’s about ethics in immunological journalism.