This would be my vote. Definitely not ever going to be the Player of the Year, but beard of the year is fair.

Sports beard of the year:

I'm waiting with decreasing patience for America to have its man-up moment, to stop acting like 310 million sniveling toddlers crying to mommy.

If a Seth Rogen movie kills America, then the country deserves its fate. Let's break it up and start fresh.

I've always wondered how teams (in all sports, really) are allowed to release so much medical information publicly. It really shocked me during the whole Astros/Aiken mess, since Aiken wasn't even a team employee and only the Astros had access to the medicals that leaked. I could see exemptions written in to…

Agreed. Plenty of bad working at McDonald's. With his domestic violence and rape allegations, Ray looks like he'd make a terrible boss.

He knew the animal should be tested for rabies, so he grabbed a crescent wrench with the aim of subduing it.

She hid the real spray tan place under "facial"

When reached for comment, Jesus said that Rhimes's claims were "100 per cent transubstantiated."

As a goalie I can assure you that's a very difficult save. With the speed that ball is coming and your view obstructed by players in front of you any deflection or swerve is almost impossible to stop if you lose sight of it for even a fraction of a second.

I have to be honest, I would have had no idea that woman was a pothead until I found out she was unemployed.

The Gentleman's Rules For Murdercave

Vikings: To be clear, this reflects our organizational philosophy: We will support our players, as well as their children.

Why are we looking to athletes to give us insights into child abuse in the first place? Do they also have a segment where a bunch of child psychologists discuss the merits of the nickel defense?

I am OK with DiGiorno. It's OK frozen pizza. And how can you hate a company that does this:

List Of Happy Things To Post About Tomorrow:

Because the NFL is a giant morals clause.

Ley: Ichiro is the best, man.

I smoked before work, and I started selling thousands of dollars of manufacturing machinery while crushing an everything bagel with cream cheese. Works fine for me.

After two weeks is anyone really surprised that a black man's skin looks darker in St. Louis?

Ahhhhhh! I have been waiting my whole damn life for this! This is so exciting! Holy shit.