This pretty much sums up the problem with (some) cops. This guy is pants-shittingly terrified of just the presence of unarmed citizens. He's waiving his gun around like he was in the middle of the jungle and the rest of his platoon had just been killed by the VC and he was just waiting to be taken or to have his…

This. I was a military police officer in Japan and every month a few groups would come to the front gate of our base to protest the fact that we have a nuclear powered aircraft home ported over there. We never expected them to get violent but for the sake of precaution we would be in "riot gear" (it was basically a…

And yet, the worst person involved in this video is not the (admittely abusive) police officer, but the jackass who HELD HIS FUCKING PHONE WRONG. Seriously, how hard is it?

It's actually a multilingual Japanese-French-Arabic name. Go Phoques Youssef, which translates to Five Seals Joseph. Strange name, I know, but it would explain the anger management problem he has.

Bayern Munich responded by immediately signing Hulk.

Assuming he signed the policy, this should actually increase Winston's draft stock as it proves he can actually read coverage.

Not really. I game to relax. Sitting in an office chair instead of a couch or what have you sucks. As does kbm all but requiring a desk. And don't get me started on the state of left handed gaming peripherals.

Dear Director of Sports Marketing,

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STEROIDS

This comparison by Jenkins looks even weaker when you consider Fred Flintstone's direct inspiration, Ralph Kramden. I man, what kind of "abusive husband" would consistently offer to send his wife on expensive trips to the moon?

FSU Players: Hey coach, what did you think of our music video?

So can your wife.

To be fair, the student in question is Brandon Weeden.

He's a man! He's 40!

So this didn't involve any actual sex, but I invited a guy I'd seen a couple times in for a nightcap. I poured us a couple of drinks and went to use the bathroom, expecting to come out and talk a bit, make out, see where things went. He apparently had a different idea because I came out of the bathroom to find him…

Goodell: [loads Deadspin.com]

Reminder: The NFL suspended Terrelle Pryor for 5 games...for violating an NCAA sham law