They should just make the purchase-buyback location as far away as possible and get him to drive to Germany since it doesn’t specify a buyback location...

Appropriate screen name is appropriate. Hate to sound like I’m taking VW’s side in this but man do I not feel the least little bit bad for them telling this dude to fuck right off.

Like you could afford a new Porsche.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Thank god. For a while there I thought I was being racist for thinking all the winners looked alike.

Haven’t seen someone spend this much time running around Philadelphia with inevitable disappointment on the horizon since Hillary Clinton.

He also post-dated their final paychecks for after the championship game.

Nick Saban has responded by spending 20 minutes silently assembling a rifle in front of his players while wearing a T-Shirt that reads “FUCKING TRY IT.”

I’d call Jerry two-faced, but let’s be honest, he must be on this seventh or eighth face by now.

14 hours from NYC

3 bedroom, 2 1/2 bath, big dining room, big kitchen, bonus room/man cave, big back yard, 2 car garage, 14 hours from NYC. $1100 month mortgage.

Very, very, very minor pedant-note: The aircraft pictured above is an F/A-18F Super Hornet. The USMC has not adopted the Super Hornet at present.

Tune in to ESPN at 8 PM EST on Saturday to see who gets his room in the Nissan® Heisman House!

I’m sure Tim would have stopped to chat if you said hello.

Stay home. No matter how prepared YOU are, the majority of dingleberries on the road are NOT.

Andrew, what are the benefits like at Ford? Dental? Matching 401?

I wouldn’t be so sure. If we’re talking about the recent Revis coverage, really anyone could be behind it.

Nothing dispels the notion of your university being a creepy cult like controlling the hiring practices of a local drug store to spite a former employee

So you two are telling me that Asian/Pacific Islanders have stinky feet? I apologize I was not aware of the stinky feet racial label.