Reached for comment, Kevin Love said, “I can’t really defend his firing. Or the job he did as coach. ...Actually, I can’t defend anything. Please don’t ask me to.”

Fucking Phil. *shakes head*

Agreed. This is a lame question. Get your shit together Phil from Boston.

He is afraid of death and I am afraid of life.

Fuck fucking cancer

HEAR. ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME. HEAR.

You only said that because it’s true.

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But enough about what Big Ben likes to get up to in public restrooms, how’s he gonna get ready for the game?

I can’t wait for the VW version where you get to swap in a new catalytic converter.

Spare some wifi mister?

Welp, I didn’t know dodging taxes ran afoul of federal law, but I promise to be compliant with federal law in the future. So all is forgiven, right?

I heard four (maybe five) of them were delivered WITHOUT vanity plates. Unbelievable.

If we need you can we put you in there?

This will almost certainly put him at odds with former teammate and notorious crip Wes Welker.

At least they’d be stealthy that way, most guys can’t find those either.