The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.

Steve Bannon is what stupid people think smart people sound like. He shares this trait with Newt Gingrich. His “academic” credentials are as follows: A degree from Virginia Tech in 1974. While Tech is a fine school nowadays, it was a “you have a heart beat” school then. That status was supplanted by schools like…

I always assumed Steve Bannon‘s origin story involved a bottle of Dewars and a tube of hemorrhoid cream exposed to Gamma radiation.

“Heart-Shaped Pizza” was the best Pearl Jam song. RIP Curt.

Either the average Deadspin reader is dumber than I thought (likely) or this is an extremely convoluted joke about what sort of person uses each webmail service.

Wake up, Lebron. Wake up. 😢

That was my takeaway as well.

A shitty stadium that’s in Idaho.

Who would’ve ever thought that Mark Davis would turn out to be the Bay Area’s most competent NFL owner?

They suckered someone into building them a stadium, what do they care about winning now that it’s built?

Same, but for watching pre-Christmas bowl games instead of reading.

No idea!

-San Diego Chargers.

Seriously. That’s Madness.

“We easily have the best team in our conference.”
“You mean the NFC West?”
“What? No, sorry. Jed is taking us to Dreamforce later and those tech bros can’t play for shit.”

No, they swept them 3-1.

I guess there are blind spots on these little Carrs.

Well, at least it’s realistic. If you zoom in, you can see that the upper deck seats are empty and everybody outside is walking away from the stadium.

I think Sprewell showed that Warriors players do in fact have a history of grabbing things by the throat.

Found him

“Gotta be the shoes”