Counterpoint: fuck that noise. CEOs and quite a few politicians are sociopathic by nature and don’t need movies to tell them to be. Mafia leaders and gang members might identify to a degree to gangster movies, but it doesn’t mean they wouldn’t be doing the same things even if they didn’t exist. Most gang members were…

Never have I seen a QB play like this.

For fucks fsake, fyou fguys fsure fknow fhow fto falliterate

I think Bosa’s attitude had less to do with old college grudges than with the well known fact he just hates the browns. 

The most underrated band of the ‘90s was Poop Towel.

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

You can hear me?!

“Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Chargers.”

He may have misunderstood what people were talking about when they said they were dealing with 30-50 feral hogs.

The Polish thought he practiced witchcraft because he was able to screw in a light bulb without assistance.

I would have gone with “small town in England.”

Dear Penthouse,

Just be on Switch’s side.

Just this morning I was behind Andy Reid in the buffet line at the Golden Corral in Branson.

From Tim Ream’s agency:

Since the other burner was banned and comments deleted:

Uhhh, the USMNT Player’s Association has commented. Probably can’t comment now, on the record, due to ongoing litigation. This is...lazy. And mean-spirited.

But that’s not accurate, the USMNT did put out a statement of support. Deadspin purposefully chose not to include it here.

They put out a press release supporting them in their fight...