Pretty much. Kobe could rape someone and get off with a small fine. Probably no more than the cost of a fancy wedding ring

I'm from the south so I know how devastating it is getting the clap from cousins.

Has anyone considered just asking the Warriors to chill the fuck out?

At least one.

You Can Have Good Stats and Hurt Your Team

That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.

Theory: Peyton Manning was using HGH to avoid the NFL’s concussion protocol by attempting to grow a new head.