I have always felt a strong and emotional connection to members of the LGBTQ community. It was actually a huge disappointment for me, when I came of age and realized that I was sexually attracted to men. So when my sister came out, Ithought, Thank God, someone in this family can truly represent my passions and…

I have always felt a strong and emotional connection to members of the LGBTQ community. It was actually a huge disappointment for me, when I came of age and realized that I was sexually attracted to men. So when my sister came out, Ithought, Thank God, someone in this family can truly represent my passions and beliefs.

It's partly about cheap production, but also about the US food industry needing to find products in which to hide corn syrup, which it turn is a cheap way to hide surplus corn, which US farmers have been subsidised to overproduce in recent decades, partly in order to help the US government fix the global price of…

Oi! The eight-armed Muppet is a threatened species.

Wife and I were camping. On the first night things start getting hot and heavy in the tent. I was having serious difficulties getting the condom on in the dark so she turns on a 1500 lumen flashlight aimed square at my peen. Got the condom on no problem but then laughter erupts from the neighboring campsites. We…

I thought the second one meant that the wearer loves fashion more than she loves any people she has met.

I got a massive nosebleed during sex once. Like, a river of blood gushing down my face. My darling ex-husband, bless his heart, looked at me in sheer terror and said, while still thrusting, "oh my god, are you okay? Um, should I, um, should I stop?"

the metallica part is suspiciously short of yarls.

"Saying a lunchbox is a trigger for bullying is like saying a short skirt is a trigger for rape. It's flawed logic. It doesn't make any sense."

See. And you guys laughed at me for knitting all my own clothes and accessories out of cat hair I stole from my neighbor. WHO IS CRAZY NOW?

"I'm a Republican because my friends need a fifty-cents-an-hour paycheck, because it's so hard for millionaires to stay millionaires when they're so cruelly forced by the government to support freeloading employees by all these horrible regulations that try to keep toxic chemicals out of my drinking water."

Ahem, the "abortion-is-wrong-barista" is actually an "abortion-is-wrong-Asian-lady-barista." She hits the minority-lady-parts-minimum-wage trifecta!

Next time I see a newborn human I'm going to remark how unfinished it looks.

Hi Dr. Branch, thanks for the comment. The headline is indeed a bit hyperbolic, but I do stand by the content of the article itself, which focuses on the causal relationship between value, exploitation, and IUCN categorization.

OH HOW THE MITEY HAEV FALELENRN

Beware the Idiots of March

Times New Bigot

Hooray!

No confirmation on whether or not Lavigne's husband Chad Kroeger will be making an appearance as well.